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post 1693453803 11-16-2023, 06:59 AM
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ITT: describe your most pissening recent gym pump (DYEL welcome)

Did a chest/back day last week. Possibly the most sickening of pumps. brb swole as fuk. brb feel like a god.

I think I did something like incline press to weighted chins and flat press to heavy rows and then a bunch of other stuff.

Describe the best pump you got in recent memory.
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Pumpin my Johnson in your mothers guts until she squirted was one of the best I can recall
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Originally Posted By Moorgate⏩
Pumpin my Johnson in your mothers guts until she squirted was one of the best I can recall
fuk
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post 1693454033 11-16-2023, 07:09 AM
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Mirin chest/back pump OP, Pepperidge Farm remembers my last chest pump. Might try for a juicy chest pump today.

Best pumps for me are always when I hit back+biceps and follow some heavy compound back lifts with a couple high-rep sets for arms. At the very end I try do to 2 sets of 50 reps (super light weight like 7 pounds) cable curls... Pump has made me wonder if it's possible for skin to tear.

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post 1693454093 11-16-2023, 07:11 AM
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Pumps have been meh for me lately and go away in like 10 mins.
post 1693454113 11-16-2023, 07:11 AM
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IDK... I wake up like this everyday so its been normalized
6'2" @ 247lbs
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My best pump was a long, long time ago, but I was doing extremely high rep training on the calf raise machine. I just kept going and going until it felt like my calves were on fire, I think I hit 100 reps.

It was this insane burn which yielded to this feeling of orgasmic bliss, like chitloads of blood was rushing into my calves. It literally felt like a leg-orgasm. I finally understood what Arnie meant when he said the pump was better than having sex.
Back off, Warchild.

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post 1693454223 11-16-2023, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By EvanStroud⏩
Mirin chest/back pump OP, Pepperidge Farm remembers my last chest pump. Might try for a juicy chest pump today.

Best pumps for me are always when I hit back+biceps and follow some heavy compound back lifts with a couple high-rep sets for arms. At the very end I try do to 2 sets of 50 reps (super light weight like 7 pounds) cable curls... Pump has made me wonder if it's possible for skin to tear.

One of the best feelings in life
Das it mane. Feels good walking out of my gym shirtless even in the winter and going back in the house and bouncing my titties in front of my wife and ask her if she's mirin'

(srs)
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post 1693454373 11-16-2023, 07:22 AM
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One scoop of this chit right here



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preacher curls, hammer curls and triceps pulldowns to failure
post 1693454933 11-16-2023, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
One scoop of this chit right here



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preacher curls, hammer curls and triceps pulldowns to failure
What's in that stuff? Never tried these substances.
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post 1693461403 11-16-2023, 10:05 AM
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Nobody else on here getting pumps worthy of cumming?
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post 1693462233 11-16-2023, 10:20 AM
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Oh yeah pumps like cumming checking in

I got pretty lean, hit chest and back two days ago and got SUPER FUKIN PUMPED BRAH

Lifting buddy said it looks like I'm on tren

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post 1693462403 11-16-2023, 10:23 AM
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post 1693473623 11-16-2023, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
What's in that stuff? Never tried these substances.
The part of this that you can feel is the citruline and the beta alanine, oh yea and probably that flushness from the niacin
post 1693474183 11-16-2023, 02:15 PM
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My best pumps are usually when I do any kind of DB fly, bicep curl 21s or some type of drop set with no rest in between.
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post 1693474943 11-16-2023, 02:33 PM
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Taking anavar with test at the moment, mid back pumps are fuking ridiculous to the point of almost painful which I read was a side effect of anavar use
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When I was hiking in zion national park earlier this year, I did the angels peak and to get there that climb was pretty brutal. Just kind of straight up for like 2 hours or so. I destroyed it still and barely stopped, the got back down, went to eat an early lunch, and i went back to my room quick to get something and ****. My legs and calves were about twice the size they normally were at that time since I wan't even training at all. My legs were so blown up from that non-stop grind up and then supersetting that with the best burger and sweet potato fries gave me a leg pump of epic proportions. Wish I took a picture then, but only got a leg picture the next morning before heading out without a pump.
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
I can already tell you're one of those hardcore female fitness hardbodies that over emphasizes delts like a mofo lol.
LOL not really. If I'm running a bro split I do have a shoulder/trap day. I hit 4 exercises and I'm done.
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Originally Posted By dopamine72⏩
Oh yeah pumps like cumming checking in

I got pretty lean, hit chest and back two days ago and got SUPER FUKIN PUMPED BRAH

Lifting buddy said it looks like I'm on tren

Feelsgoodman
Definitely one of the best feelings. Seriously, a full vigorous chest/back pump and you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror is right there underneath cumming in them sugarwalls like a raging bull making all the stupidest orgasmic faces you can imagine.







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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
Lying side laterals. I don’t love doing then in public gyms because it looks funny to perform them but the pump I get in my shoulders from doing lying side laterals with a light dumbbell is serious.
lol what are lying side laterals?!
Man people be making up the craziest shyt up these days.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Nobody else on here getting pumps worthy of cumming?
Try my method, calf raises at extremely high volume. It was literally like a leg orgasm when I released. I think if you loaded up some Nitrous before your workout it would amplify the effect, too.


On the lying side laterals, an even better exercise for side delts I found was to sit sideways in a chest press machine, and press the handles outward directly to your side, so you should be sitting perpendicularly to the way the machine faces. It's a strange exercise but nothing has hit side delts better for me.





LOL, too, at LargePenisEater being on test and anavar (they give that chit to AIDS patients and they make gains!). No wonder he's so angry all the time and he's definitely a waterlogged bloatlord now too.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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Originally Posted By CloseUrLeggz69⏩
lol what are lying side laterals?!
Man people be making up the craziest shyt up these days.
he’s probably talking about this, I’ve actually heard good things about them if that’s what he’s referring to

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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Try my method, calf raises at extremely high volume. It was literally like a leg orgasm when I released. I think if you loaded up some Nitrous before your workout it would amplify the effect, too.


On the lying side laterals, an even better exercise for side delts I found was to sit sideways in a chest press machine, and press the handles outward directly to your side, so you should be sitting perpendicularly to the way the machine faces. It's a strange exercise but nothing has hit side delts better for me.





LOL, too, at LargePenisEater being on test and anavar. No wonder he's so angry all the time and he's definitely a waterlogged bloatlord now too.
The simultaneously best/worst sado-masochistic pump is definitely full legs. TFW can't get on and off the crapper to phone elvis for days without intense pain.
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Originally Posted By Moorgate⏩
he’s probably talking about this, I’ve actually heard good things about them if that’s what he’s referring to

I thought it was this:


Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
I thought it was this:


I'd do these with cables sort of leaning like that. Crazy pump.
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Originally Posted By Moorgate⏩
he’s probably talking about this, I’ve actually heard good things about them if that’s what he’s referring to
Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
I thought it was this:

Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I'd do these with cables sort of leaning like that. Crazy pump.
I like how we're all trying to figure out what he meant. Lmao
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