Theoretically speaking if you chit yourself during a job interview what are the chances of you getting the job

you are technically the alpha if you chit yourself

Bet every job you've been rejected from, you didn't chit during your interview. So statistically there is a 100% correlation, which means you're guaranteed to get the job if you do.

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Hi, I am Ron, and I want to share this note with everyone. We all sometimes think bad thoughts and say and do wrong things, but God loves us and wants us to be saved. God sent his perfect Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, into the world to save our souls. Jesus paid for our wrongdoing with his blood, dying on a cross_†, and in three days Jesus rose from the dead so that we could be forgiven and so that our souls could go to Heaven after our life ends. The Lord Jesus Christ is very kind-hearted. God describes Heaven as a very beautiful and joyful place with no sickness, no pain, no suffering, and no death forever for all those who believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God and what he did for them. If anyone of you who will believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God and what he did for you, SAY, Praise the Lord Jesus. Praise the Lord Jesus❣️ Go search for Andrew Farley on Youtube when you have time.

Why do you think there's so many ****** in tech?

Asking for a friend?

Would be impossible. My shiits are literally like mustard gas. The smell makes your eyes burn and can take down a whole room of people.

This post reads like a Conics thread but the subject matter seems like a Bohdy thread. Who's alt is this?