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Thread: You're in court for a serious crime. Which of your e-enemies you choose for a lawyer?

post 1693494643 11-16-2023, 11:38 PM
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You're in court for a serious crime. Which of your e-enemies you choose for a lawyer?

Say you're in court charged with a fairly serious crime. You have a lawyer, but it has to be one of your misc e-enemies. Who do you choose?


You can't waive your right to counsel nor can you just plead guilty, nor can you represent yourself. You have to pick one of your e-enemies for your representation, and he must attempt to give you the best defence he can (can't deliberately screw you over).


Who are you picking?
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1693495273 11-17-2023, 12:09 AM
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id pick you, see if that phd proves you have any brain cells
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post 1693503173 11-17-2023, 06:29 AM
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I’d pick you. You’re the best man
Ack...Ack
post 1693503183 11-17-2023, 06:29 AM
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A tranny prostitute in Thailand.. oh wait that's YOUR thing
:)
post 1693503223 11-17-2023, 06:29 AM
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it's too early in the day for threads this stupid
post 1693503363 11-17-2023, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
it's too early in the day for threads this stupid
Fukkin lol'd
:)
post 1693503643 11-17-2023, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By EarlA⏩
I’d pick you. You’re the best man
Am I your e-enemy?
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1693504123 11-17-2023, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By nkiritsis13⏩
^ the guy who interrogated you, nkiritsis13. I need that pitbull on my team
post 1693504223 11-17-2023, 06:56 AM
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You come up with the gayest threads
post 1693504513 11-17-2023, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
You come up with the gayest threads
He gets all of his thread ideas from reddit. Go figure.
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1693504553 11-17-2023, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
He gets all of his thread ideas from reddit. Go figure.
Notice he hasn't answered his own dumbass question? Probably because the field is too large to narrow it down.
post 1693504663 11-17-2023, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Am I your e-enemy?
But you’re still the best
Ack...Ack
post 1693504703 11-17-2023, 07:08 AM
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Wincel
post 1693505043 11-17-2023, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
It would be over for me.

It's all about the face.

Halo effect.

If someone is my e-enemy, they are definitely not a mogger winning at life. The judge will see what a loser they are and rule badly against me.
No, they'd rule against you because you look like the Virginia Tech shooter.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1693505303 11-17-2023, 07:28 AM
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People have e-enemies?
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post 1693505353 11-17-2023, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
People have e-enemies?
no buy Bodhy does
post 1693505473 11-17-2023, 07:30 AM
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Why does bodhy always say e-friends, e-enemies? Who talks like that?
post 1693505553 11-17-2023, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Why does bodhy always say e-friends, e-enemies? Who talks like that?
Autistic redditors who spend most of their time on the internet.
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1693505893 11-17-2023, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Why does bodhy always say e-friends, e-enemies? Who talks like that?
who uses cringe like he does?

it's something a chick would say
post 1693505983 11-17-2023, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
Autistic redditors who spend most of their time on the internet.
Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Redditors.
das it mane
Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
who uses cringe like he does?

it's something a chick would say
Yeah totally. And that's like one of his favorite words.
post 1693506023 11-17-2023, 07:47 AM
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Its clearly a Smear Campaign
post 1693506033 11-17-2023, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
das it mane




Yeah totally. And that's like one of his favorite words.
Bodhy strikes me as the type of guy that when he puts his hands on his hips, his thumbs are facing forward
post 1693506193 11-17-2023, 07:51 AM
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Fraudhy you are a sh*t smearing tranny fuker.

Would I be your lawyer fraudster? lol I would put up a really sh*tty defense
post 1693506303 11-17-2023, 07:53 AM
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As for my choice, I'd pick Anachron. My reasoning is that he would control the conversation by just asking stupid questions over and over so the prosecution would become infuriated and unable to actually discuss the facts of the case.

Hopefully, it would get to the point they lash out angrily and an all in brawl ensues, at which point I sneak out in the chaos, and there's a huge dogpile of angry people on Anachron whilst he has this stupid grin on his face:
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1693506343 11-17-2023, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
As for my choice, I'd pick Anachron. My reasoning is that he would control the conversation by just asking stupid questions over and over so the prosecution would become infuriated and unable to actually discuss the facts of the case.

Hopefully, it would get to the point they lash out angrily and an all in brawl ensues, at which point I sneak out in the chaos, and there's a huge dogpile of angry people on Anachron whilst he has this stupid grin on his face:
do you write erotic misc fan fiction in your spare time?
post 1693506353 11-17-2023, 07:54 AM
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Your honor, the exculpatory evidence that the defendant has submitted appears to be fecal matter smeared on blank pieces of paper.
post 1693506393 11-17-2023, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
Your honor, the exculpatory evidence that the defendant has submitted appears to be fecal matter smeared on blank pieces of paper.
He thought the judge asked for excretory evidence
post 1693506423 11-17-2023, 07:56 AM
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What "enemies" I once had have been neutralized, or more.

If I was choosing a lawyer I'd find the equivalent of Depp's 100% ded fkn srs.
post 1693506513 11-17-2023, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
What "enemies" I once had have been neutralized, or more.

If I was choosing a lawyer I'd find the equivalent of Depp's 100% ded fkn srs.
The only e-enemy you have that I can tell is bicmane. Or maybe Bagel Boy since he thinks you are me.


So your choices are bicmane or Bagel Boy. I'd go with bicmane because the other would just obsessively talking about me and likely be led out of court in a straight jacket.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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