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Forum ยป Conversation I had with a massage parlor h0e
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post 1693645633 11-20-2023, 04:02 AM
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Conversation I had with a massage parlor h0e

Boyos, so I was at the Chinese massage parlor yesterday getting my rocks off.

Was serviced by 43yo Chinese lady that was still quite attractive. Nice wide hips, big floppy t/tties and silky smooth skin.


She revealed that she actually moved in with one of her massage clients; a 58yo White guy that she's known for years. They're now a "couple".

She told me that he's okay with her still working in MPs but only if she sticks to giving handjobs..... she's telling me this Disney love story while sucking my cawk bareback.

I slipped on a jimmy, bent her over and slammed that as5 from behind.

Hopefully, she goes home to him and kisses him good night after taking my cawk in her mouth.



The moral of the story is this: These h0es ain't loyal. If the price is right, they'll take off the condom and do the throat work bareback, and then they'll go home to their husband and kiss him goodnight.
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1693645853 11-20-2023, 04:10 AM
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Can confirm, I was OP's HPV.
post 1693646033 11-20-2023, 04:15 AM
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Sex workers aren't loyal? So shocking. Thanks OP.
post 1693663423 11-20-2023, 10:34 AM
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bump
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1693665593 11-20-2023, 11:18 AM
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lol at OP acting like a MOGGER for whoremongering a chinese granny
post 1693667173 11-20-2023, 11:50 AM
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das it mane
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post 1693667323 11-20-2023, 11:54 AM
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I would have just stuck to the blowjob. Presumably she had good enough skills to make you cum quickly, and you wouldnn't have to spend energy pounding some Chinese middle aged lady
post 1693667413 11-20-2023, 11:56 AM
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these hoes aint loyal
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