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Thread: Have you ever pretended to be a virgin to get laid?

post 1693932993 11-25-2023, 11:39 PM
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Have you ever pretended to be a virgin to get laid?

For that pity sex?
Exercise will get you through times of ill health better than no exercise will get you through times of good health.
post 1693933013 11-25-2023, 11:41 PM
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No but I'm sure it would never fuking work
post 1693933023 11-25-2023, 11:42 PM
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No, the opposite. I had sex for the first time at 20 with a girl who was later my first gf. I acted like an experienced bad boy taxi driver and that did the trick. Fkn Korean girls mane. Wild. Wild. Wild.
post 1693933033 11-25-2023, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
No but I'm sure it would never fuking work
It works for Chad
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post 1693933053 11-25-2023, 11:42 PM
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That's pretty pathetic
post 1693933263 11-25-2023, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted By DeuceDecimator⏩
It works for Chad
Well then it's not really pity sex, is it?
post 1693933293 11-25-2023, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Well then it's not really pity sex, is it?
Lmao for real. All the chicks I know would sniff that chit out right away
post 1693933693 11-26-2023, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2⏩
Lmao for real. All the chicks I know would sniff that chit out right away
But they would still have sex with a Chad who tried to pull this
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post 1693933903 11-26-2023, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
No, the opposite. I had sex for the first time at 20 with a girl who was later my first gf. I acted like an experienced bad boy taxi driver and that did the trick. Fkn Korean girls mane. Wild. Wild. Wild.
The old “experienced taxi driver” schtik that gets all the girls wet. Works every time
post 1693934003 11-26-2023, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted By DeuceDecimator⏩
But they would still have sex with a Chad who tried to pull this
A Chad wouldn't have to lie to get laid bro. That's where the logic fails
post 1693934013 11-26-2023, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted By DeuceDecimator⏩
For that pity sex?
Back in the day, bit hard to when you're nearly 40

Although TimBisonSon is nearly 45 and he's a virgin
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post 1693934483 11-26-2023, 01:58 AM
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First time i did the dirty was at 27( im 28 now ), she said she didnt believe me i never did it before, but i was true, i held the V card up until then
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post 1693934593 11-26-2023, 02:04 AM
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No. I never told anyone I was a virgin before I lost my v card too. Good thing I was an athlete in college
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