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post 1694065213 11-28-2023, 03:29 PM
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I have to take a shotgun blast level dump, but contractor is in the house

I seriously need to unload pretty soon here. The thing is, I have an electrictian doing some work right now, and he is working pretty close to the bathroom.

I can't hold this any longer. I'm about to blow the window out of my bathroom, he will hear every single noise, and I will give zero fukkks
post 1694065243 11-28-2023, 03:31 PM
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imagine being afraid to chit in your own home
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post 1694065493 11-28-2023, 03:37 PM
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dude. just take your pants and shirt off and leave the door open
post 1694065543 11-28-2023, 03:38 PM
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then call out "come in here and sit on my lap big boy!"
post 1694066053 11-28-2023, 03:47 PM
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Clog the toilet then ask for plumber recommendations
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post 1694067403 11-28-2023, 04:27 PM
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Lmao tradies have heard and done worse in the bathroom brah
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post 1694067773 11-28-2023, 04:35 PM
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Did you do it?
post 1694084103 11-28-2023, 11:07 PM
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did you do it and yell for him to hand you a roll of tp?
post 1694084263 11-28-2023, 11:14 PM
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just take some walmart bags and go into your room
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