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Good news for FA's: AARP is drawing attention to the dangers of loneliness
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11-28-2023, 05:20 PM
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Good news for FA's: AARP is drawing attention to the dangers of loneliness
I saw this AARP TV add. It discussed the many dangers associated with chronic loneliness. Might as well be a smoker and a drinker than being a hermit deprived of meaningful social interaction, really.
The solution, they said? Stop being a friendless loser. Get some friends, and learn how to get laid. Once you do those things, the loneliness issues magically become a thing of the past! If you're too pathetic for that, settle for online interactions - their words, not mine.
Cliffs:
- If you're a lonely, it''s probably your fault
- You are most likely a loser
- Stop being a friendless loser
- Learn how to get women
- Even the AARP knows you're an incel FA bum
- You will be reminded of your FA status for all of your days
- It'sOVERfor miscers
The solution, they said? Stop being a friendless loser. Get some friends, and learn how to get laid. Once you do those things, the loneliness issues magically become a thing of the past! If you're too pathetic for that, settle for online interactions - their words, not mine.
Cliffs:
- If you're a lonely, it''s probably your fault
- You are most likely a loser
- Stop being a friendless loser
- Learn how to get women
- Even the AARP knows you're an incel FA bum
- You will be reminded of your FA status for all of your days
- It'sOVERfor miscers
11-28-2023, 05:23 PM
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- betaProvider117
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- betaProvider117
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Never even began
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11-28-2023, 05:35 PM
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#3
Originally Posted By betaProvider117⏩
yeah man you know shiiiits bad when the fricken AARP is clowning your FA waysNever even began
you're so lame that not even nursing home residents wanna deal with you. Brtuality Mortal Kombat style
11-28-2023, 05:36 PM
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- BalognaNbeans
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- BalognaNbeans
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Originally Posted By betaProvider117⏩
ThisNever even began
11-28-2023, 05:50 PM
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11-28-2023, 05:56 PM
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#6
11-28-2023, 09:00 PM
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#7
Originally Posted By NESBrah⏩
Honestly there is some truth there lmfao. I prefer interacting with people online than in person. That’s just because people annoy t’f out of me.I think you might qualify for their "online interactions" faction
I try my best to put myself out there to meet people, so I can land a significant other. But I get annoyed. It’s ironic.
11-28-2023, 09:27 PM
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- FAPhaggot
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- FAPhaggot
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Online parasocial relationships crew.
I have chit in-person social skills from a childhood of being excluded and an adolescence spent studying 7 days a week for 10 years. But I write at a top 1% level. So naturally, I'm going to use my strongest muscles and try to write as much as I can.
I have chit in-person social skills from a childhood of being excluded and an adolescence spent studying 7 days a week for 10 years. But I write at a top 1% level. So naturally, I'm going to use my strongest muscles and try to write as much as I can.
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