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Thread: You Wake Up Tomorrow, You’re 5’3

post 1694089893 11-29-2023, 04:53 AM
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You Wake Up Tomorrow, You’re 5’3

Does your girl leave you?
Do you lose confidence?
Do your peeps still respect you

Or does nothing change?
post 1694089923 11-29-2023, 04:54 AM
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- becomes a wanted military asset
- goes to fight modern wars
- survives
- only available male to impregnate the sloots

Males who are small in stature have adapted to fierce front line fighting conditions over decades/millenniums. Tall gheys never fought a war so their genetics never adapted.
🤴Supreme Self Esteem Crew
5'5 110lb(MIL Spec) Asian Master Race Crew
Yacht/Boat Crew
post 1694090003 11-29-2023, 04:58 AM
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I become ruler of Ukraine, and get billions from Americans. I'd be pretty happy.
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
post 1694090183 11-29-2023, 05:08 AM
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wouldn't have to worry about any of that because my brains would be all over the wall
𝗣𝗨𝗥𝗘𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗
ωσяℓ∂ тяανєℓєя ȼяєω ₅₀/₁₉₅
𝕬𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕮𝖚𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖊 ®
ᗪIᔕᑕᖇIᗰIᑎᗩTIOᑎ E᙭ᑕᒪᑌᔕIOᑎ IᑎᗪOᑕTᖇIᑎᗩTIOᑎ
post 1694090793 11-29-2023, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted By BabyBackRibz⏩
Does your girl leave you?
Do you lose confidence?
Do your peeps still respect you

Or does nothing change?
Yeah, ok, manletstrength.
5'10
post 1694090843 11-29-2023, 05:34 AM
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Did the extra inches go anywhere else?

But na nothing changes imo, people will be curious how the fuk I get so short
post 1694090903 11-29-2023, 05:36 AM
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rope
Free Men Don't Ask
You Wouldn't Download a Gun
https://ctrlpew.com/

Disclaimer: all content posted by Techriding101 is purely for roleplay purposes
post 1694090993 11-29-2023, 05:39 AM
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Can my pen0r stay the same size?
post 1694091053 11-29-2023, 05:40 AM
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ask king incel on this forum how hes doing at that height
post 1694091063 11-29-2023, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted By BabyBackRibz⏩
Does your girl leave you?
Do you lose confidence?
Do your peeps still respect you

Or does nothing change?
I'm 5'6" and it honestly sucks. I'm shorter than 90% of people I come in contact with. BRB moving to thailand immediately.
I can't even imagine the pain at 5'3" for a male
post 1694092023 11-29-2023, 06:09 AM
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I keep wish and praying I could be that tall.
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1694092073 11-29-2023, 06:12 AM
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I wouldn't wake up the next day
My secret? Texting between sets.
post 1694092513 11-29-2023, 06:25 AM
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prolly go around sniffing random born female anguses cause its at nose level before roping
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1694092773 11-29-2023, 06:34 AM
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i would be ecstatic that I finally hit my growth spurt
post 1694092853 11-29-2023, 06:36 AM
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Absolutely nothing changes in my mind, 100% srs. No fuks given how anyone else reacts. They can take their reaction and shove it up their ass. I’m going about my day all the same.
post 1694093023 11-29-2023, 06:39 AM
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I don't know

I don't live in a hypothetical fairy tale, or waste my time thinking about one
post 1694093123 11-29-2023, 06:42 AM
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*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1694093273 11-29-2023, 06:46 AM
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probably not but who gives a fck, im gonna look up so many skirts going up stairs
post 1694094053 11-29-2023, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
I don't know

I don't live in a hypothetical fairy tale, or waste my time thinking about one
you must be fun at parties
post 1694094373 11-29-2023, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
rope
the only correct answer lololololol
If she vapes, bin her off.

If she smokes, light it up.

Roll on the weekend, sorted.
post 1694094433 11-29-2023, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By BabyBackRibz⏩
you must be fun at parties
Says the NOV 23 alt
post 1694094723 11-29-2023, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
Says the NOV 23 alt
do you even lift? Boomer
post 1694094953 11-29-2023, 07:33 AM
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Be grateful for growing a couple inches overnight.
post 1694095863 11-29-2023, 07:52 AM
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