1. when was your last relationship? - Lie make sure it was recent but not too recent or they will think you're a weirdo
2. what was your longest relationship? - Must be at least 2 years. If you say you've never had one they will get weirded out and start asking more questions.
3. What do you do for fun? - Lie Lie Lie and more lies. Don't tell them you like miscing/lifting/whoremaxxing. Tell them hiking, netflix, social stuff etc...
4. How long have you been on Hinge? - Lie. Say you' just got on. If you say 4 years they'll be like "why haven't you found someone yet?"
5. Where do you want to travel? - Never tell them you don't care about traveling. Make some **** up. "I want to travel to Greece and see the colloseum!"
6. Do you want/have a house?- Lie Lie and Lie some more. Say you are saving up for one and want something "Modern" next to a "good school district." This is your 5 year plan!
7. *Before she comes over* - Make sure your bed is made, no dirty dishes, buy trashcan covers, make sure she doesn't see your disposable plates/silverware!!!


Women don't understand the male experience at all so you MUST lie or you will not get a second date. Dead srs.

Hope I helped some FAs get a cute gf with this advice.

4 6 and 7 are actually really good advices

All of this is good advice. I would also never let yourself seem weak. Sounds ****ed up but every time I’ve opened up to a chick about being sad or something they’ve lost interest so now I just don’tI cried in front of a girl one time and she dumped me right after. Never again.

Are we getting dating advice from a guy who haven't had a date in years?

Don't feel bad OP. We are in the same boat. For now.anyways.

Lol this is why I love you. Feeelzzzzzz

Also op. The best way I have noticed to get a second date is by cooming inside them. Srs. I’d say 8/10 I get second dates that way but I’ve gone on two dates recently one I banged in my car lol after the football game didn’t coom cause I was buzzed. And then a little bit before that was also after the football game and didn’t coom in her either or coom at all actually cuz buzzed so maybe coom. If you ain’t banging on the first date then what even is love.

Probably shouldn't tell her you hate your job either.

I've actually never had a date in my entire life. I'm a 23 year old ****** incel. I've only gotten laid 3 times without paying, and all 3 were fat ugly drunk girls at the bar when I was in college.

Life is nothing but lies.

Ironically that was all really good advice you can’t be honest with these hoes.
What I consider simple/minimalistic they consider broke/boring

What I consider honorable they consider controlling/abusive/manipulative

Here’s some more to add to your list OP if your sober like me don’t tell them that just say you only drink on special occasions. Women hate guys who don’t drink or do drugs.
If you’ve never had a gf before or if you are a virgin whatever you do under no circumstance so you tell her this.
Women are more concerned about other women being attracted to you than there own attraction to you she HAS HAS HAS to think other women find you attractive. And think you have options if you haven’t had a gf in 4 years you need to literally fabricate an ex gf you broke up with about 6 months ago or a ****bidy or tinder hookups or something. Nothing will turn a modern woman off more than finding out your inexperienced with women.

I have faith in you OP. And some more advice if your looksmaxing works and women start to treat you like a fellow human you will be tempted to become bluepilled. Don’t do it never ever forget these women are heartless.

That you make alt accounts named after another man’s butthole on a dying gay Indian subforum

What does Jesus think of that cuck boy?

All good facts. Only bluepilled losers like Rebel012 will deny these facts. He's so bluepilled he actually thinks women aren't worthless whores and they only care about honesty and personality

If you aren't a Chad you HAVE to lie about your life to get ahead. Nothing dries up a vagene more than telling a woman you used to be an incel and you built yourself up. You have to pretend you were ALWAYS a slayer. After my plastic surgeries, I will literally fabricate and lie about girlfriends I've had throughout HS and College.

OP's post is gold lmao. Number 7 is a bit of wtf though. Why wouldn't you use bin liners/covers? Fking disgusting throwing rubbish straight into a bin inside your house without covers.Sad but true. Every time I've mentioned struggle or adversity the conversation would grind to a halt. It's like chicks have never had to overcome a challenge in their life so can't relate (which doesn't surprise me but still).

Yup. Spot on. If I ever make it in life, I don't think I'll ever mention things like Looksmaxxing or grinding out in my early 20s to a woman. Woman want to think the guy they're talking to was literally birthed at the top. She wants to think he was a Chad from Day 1

Woman don't wanna hear about any adversity in your life because it makes you sound weak and it makes you sound like there was a point in your life where you didn't have things in control and woman f*cking find that beta and weak

Dead serious. Life is nothing but a lie

Lol, some of this chit is actually pretty good. Credit where it's due.

Yep I started out as obese subhuman incel and worked my way up to high mtn through gymaxing and losing a lot of weight it’s still a struggle for me to get laid but I can at least do it now. One thing I’ve learned in my journey is that personality doesn’t matter at all only looks and status. Most women are incredibly shallow and worldly and genuinely weak morally. I don’t believe women are inheritly bad people I just think they are a product of being incredibly spoiled and privileged by our cancer society. Not saying good women don’t exist just that they either are from some 3rd world shothole or they are extremely rare unicorn situations.

Huh, I was sure you would disagree with me here

I was sure you'd say this is BS and give bluepill advice like "Just be honest bro" or "Woman like honesty bro" or "Woman don't care about all that bro they just care if your nice to them bro"

I've never spoken in absolutes like that. You especially should never "just be honest bro" considering the stuff you've posted here.

So you agree that women are extremely superficial and they only care about looks and status?

Face that facts, no woman wants to date a former incel. If your a former incel, you literally have to lie and say you were always a slayer. This wouldn't be the case the other way around tho, plenty of men would date a formerly obese woman. It just showcases why women are worthless whores

I just mention my tower and when they inquire further I tell them to come to my place to see what I'm talking about (I mean my dink)

Yeah but only in first world countries there are good women out there but the problem is they mostly live in 3rd world shotholes. So it’s not really realistic to marry this kind of woman because one there will be a language barrier and 2 if she grew up in that kind of place she likely has severe trauma from a fukt up past you will have to deal with.
Really adds to my distaste for American women when I see how bad women in other countries actually have it meanwhile American women get worshiped by everybody and have the easiest lives imaginable and they still think they are some kind of victims.

I always wonder why so many rich white women are on anti-depressants

Why are these women depressed? They live life on the easiest of easy modes. They have infinite SMV. Many of these women were literally handed everything by their parents. Literally everyone simps over them

Now compare that to the average incel (which is like 30-40% of Gen Z dudes now). They never get sex. They barely have friends. Chads bully them. They get treated with disrespect by everyone for their looks or height.

Life is literally too easy for women and too hard for non-chad men. Yet society pretends women are the victim. pathetic

Yeah add in being a poor overworked tradie along with being a incel and it’s honestly suprising to me men only make up 80% of suicides I would think it’s more like 99% as a poor uneducated ugly low SMV man life is absolutely brutal. Luckily my life is a lot better now but if it were still that bad I surely would have roped by now.

basically,

> be mysterious
> don't give an answer to anything
> profit

they say they want honesty but honestly is the last thing they like.

Yeah if I'm poor + ugly 10 years from now I'm 100% roping

I'm hoping I'll be neither in a decade after 10 years of wageslaving and plastic surgeries.

But if I'm still an ugly incel and I still only make 50K at 33 (basically where voidgaze is right now) i'm 100% roping

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