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post 1694563003 12-08-2023, 09:58 AM
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Gonna have my first ever lunch break gym session

Am I cool now? What should I expect at 12 on a Friday? Will there be bitches there? Will I be able to squat this weight without chitting myself?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1694563643 12-08-2023, 10:07 AM
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You gonna eat your sammich while squatting heavy? Or take your lunch-time poo while doing both these activities?

Out with the old, in with the new.

You're bound to see some moms there spinning their wheels on a lying back bicycle watching netflix on their phone and posting about #momlife on instagram and updating their fitness pages.
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post 1694563763 12-08-2023, 10:09 AM
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12pm can get pretty busy. If you go at ~ 11am, there is no one there srs
post 1694563943 12-08-2023, 10:11 AM
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I went around 12:30 the other day. There was about 5 boomers there. They were serious boomers though. Talking about gulf of tonkin and chit.
post 1694563953 12-08-2023, 10:11 AM
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130pm GOAT gym time Crew

The lunch crowd is all cleared out and literally the only people there (on weekdays) are the housewives and MILFs that don't work.
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post 1694564173 12-08-2023, 10:15 AM
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post 1694564673 12-08-2023, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
You gonna eat your sammich while squatting heavy? Or take your lunch-time poo while doing both these activities?

Out with the old, in with the new.

You're bound to see some moms there spinning their wheels on a lying back bicycle watching netflix on their phone and posting about #momlife on instagram and updating their fitness pages.
Still full from breakfast, so no lunch. Hope to see some juicy milf ass. Actually, can I even use that term anymore? I'm literally in the milf age group.
Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
12pm can get pretty busy. If you go at ~ 11am, there is no one there srs
I'm about to fuk around and find out
Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
I went around 12:30 the other day. There was about 5 boomers there. They were serious boomers though. Talking about gulf of tonkin and chit.
Avoid conversation like the plague crew
Originally Posted By Robmnrd⏩
130pm GOAT gym time Crew

The lunch crowd is all cleared out and literally the only people there (on weekdays) are the housewives and MILFs that don't work.
nice
Originally Posted By Kibby1996⏩
I’ve been wanting to do this. Tired of training after work

If only my office included a free gym membership, feelsbadman
I usually go in the morning, but traffic was a bitch so I'm gonna go now. Don't go after work anymore because it just uses up so much evening time.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1694565103 12-08-2023, 10:33 AM
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That's when I go. Gym will be mostly empty. Retired boomers WILL try and have a convo and derail your workout, but they're usually nice and know gym etiquette.

Housewives and milfs too, but not as many as you'd think.

And random neets.

Love getting a solid workout then having a Hnnnng lunch after
post 1694565283 12-08-2023, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Still full from breakfast, so no lunch. Hope to see some juicy milf ass. Actually, can I even use that term anymore? I'm literally in the milf age group.

I'm about to fuk around and find out

Avoid conversation like the plague crew

nice

I usually go in the morning, but traffic was a bitch so I'm gonna go now. Don't go after work anymore because it just uses up so much evening time.
Dont ignore me Tyrone. I know you saw my post
post 1694569893 12-08-2023, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
That's when I go. Gym will be mostly empty. Retired boomers WILL try and have a convo and derail your workout, but they're usually nice and know gym etiquette.

Housewives and milfs too, but not as many as you'd think.

And random neets.

Love getting a solid workout then having a Hnnnng lunch after
Only 3 hbbs, and one was behind the desk while the other was in our non lit area with the treadmills. Good workout regardless though.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1694570043 12-08-2023, 11:56 AM
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You’re only cool if you wake up at 3 am and lift.
post 1694570113 12-08-2023, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By AdvancedDreamer⏩
You’re only cool if you wake up at 3 am and lift.
Jokes on you, I'm a nerd ya kunt.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1694570303 12-08-2023, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Jokes on you, I'm a nerd ya kunt.
Wow ok
post 1694570533 12-08-2023, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Kibby1996⏩
strong this, takes up too much time

Training on break would be perfect. I eat at my desk anyway and I don’t wanna talk to these geeks on my lunch break, would much rather lift some heavy iron

TY for the thread, you’ve inspired me. I’m gonna find a way to make this happen
Was pretty neat. I'm all refreshed n chit.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1694570913 12-08-2023, 12:11 PM
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You'll see the regulars. Mostly the part time guys, the retired old guys, and the old ladies who are either retired or "work from home". I'll tell ya what though, those are some of the most consistent people I see at the gym. Can set my watch to it, day in and day out, the older crowd regulars are there. No days off.
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post 1694571073 12-08-2023, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
You'll see the regulars. Mostly the part time guys, the retired old guys, and the old ladies who are either retired or "work from home". I'll tell ya what though, those are some of the most consistent people I see at the gym. Can set my watch to it, day in and day out, the older crowd regulars are there. No days off.
If I was retired, I'd probably live in the gym.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1694571303 12-08-2023, 12:18 PM
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Well are you gonna post your top set in the squat thread or what. Also get the sbd knee sleeves.
post 1694571493 12-08-2023, 12:20 PM
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I couldn't do all that i wanted, and was staring at my watch, no bueno for me.
No time limit, no shower, for the win.
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post 1694572823 12-08-2023, 12:41 PM
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LOL at everyone acting like they know.

Bro it's all gym specific. I've been in many gyms over the years and the busy times are always shifting around. Sure you have your typical peak of early morning and right after work in all of them but even those are variable in some degree too.
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post 1694573263 12-08-2023, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
If I was retired, I'd probably live in the gym.
gyms always need reception/janitor/PT kinds, pref all-in-one. Been thinking about it myself.
post 1694573483 12-08-2023, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
LOL at everyone acting like they know.

Bro it's all gym specific. I've been in many gyms over the years and the busy times are always shifting around. Sure you have your typical peak of early morning and right after work in all of them but even those are variable in some degree too.
This is true. It really depends on the gym. I could go to anytime fitness at 12 and there's just a few boomers. I go to crunch at 12 and it's packed with people age 20-40 and you question how they're able to be there every single time you go. They're there before you get there and still there when you leave.
post 1694574763 12-08-2023, 01:14 PM
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Did 1 hour lunch workouts for 5 years straight, 5 days a week. Had my best gains during that time period and I was at my strongest by far at the time. Felt gud mane. Ate lunch at my desk.
But it was a gym at my job. The only people using it were my co-workers, and everyone was serious about their workouts and in taking care of the equipment. F’n camaraderie was epic. Made me never want to miss going to work.
Felt good not having to drive home, and make time to goto the gym, drive home again, eat, shower and now it’s 9pm. Time to goto bed.
Instead hit the gym at work, be home by 5pm. And have enough time to do whatever I want.
post 1694604253 12-09-2023, 03:50 AM
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I remember going to the gym at 5:30pm after work as a youngin' every day. Now, I'm in my own gym at 7am a few days a week and can't imagine being in a gym at 5:30pm. I mean, I'm asleep a few hours after that now lolz. 6pm the day is done.
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post 1694604933 12-09-2023, 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Well are you gonna post your top set in the squat thread or what. Also get the sbd knee sleeves.
Yeah
Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
This is true. It really depends on the gym. I could go to anytime fitness at 12 and there's just a few boomers. I go to crunch at 12 and it's packed with people age 20-40 and you question how they're able to be there every single time you go. They're there before you get there and still there when you leave.
Crunch gets crazy packed. That's the kinda gym ppl mean when they say the gym is annoying
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