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post 1694803993 12-13-2023, 09:47 AM
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Rate This Strategy To Destroy My Riva (Big Ern GTFIH)l

Hello all. There is a person who I have decided I want to destroy. But rather than confront him and raise fists, this is the strategy I've decided to take:

- Will pretend to be his friend, his greatest friend in fact
- 3x a week will swing by early in the morning with delicious donuts from this dope and expensive donut shop in town for his family to eat for breakfast and throughout the day
- will buy extremely nice gifts for his kids: iPads with pre-paid airtime, new playstations with the best games, online game subscriptions, etc.
- will gift them subscriptions to all the streaming channels
- will invite them over for dinners that will consist of extravagant junk food (my family won't be allowed to eat it tho)
- will try and convince family to let me give them long term loans (collateralized by all of their assets, of course)
- will take the husband on "guy's" trips where we peer pressure him into doing naughty things
- will gift the wife SPA days and arrange for the masseuse to be a bee bee cee


Just a few ideas. Any others?

Also, how do you rate this strategy to destroy my rival and his entire family / 10?
mo e
post 1694804663 12-13-2023, 10:02 AM
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post 1694805093 12-13-2023, 10:12 AM
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Hey OP it's me your rival please don't do this it's gonna destroy me
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Drop pants to the ground at the urinal crew
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Too many crews in my sig crew
post 1694806663 12-13-2023, 10:44 AM
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As long as you document this all for the misc, in.

You have to be pretty ill in the head to want to devote so much time and energy to go through with this though.
post 1694807093 12-13-2023, 10:52 AM
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Sounds like you want to destroy his cock with your butt hole. Homo.
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post 1694807243 12-13-2023, 10:56 AM
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Sounds like OP knows how to treat a man and his family. OP full on homo wife material.Im sure some lucky ph@g will be happy to have you OP
post 1694807673 12-13-2023, 11:04 AM
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Having a rival seems kinda gay tbh
post 1694807943 12-13-2023, 11:10 AM
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Id rather just fight tbh.

If you really want to be a POS doe. Just fukkin put some ******** on them donuts & save urself the hassle
post 1694808293 12-13-2023, 11:16 AM
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Imagine thinking you have a "rival" while wage slaving making $15/hr

What a waste of time.
post 1694808453 12-13-2023, 11:19 AM
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Sounds like you're buying him lost of things and good times! Can't see how this won't work!
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post 1694808693 12-13-2023, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By AlexBigDik⏩
Id rather just fight tbh.

If you really want to be a POS doe. Just fukkin put some ******** on them donuts & save urself the hassle
No way - this is a fate worse than death.

Watch his kids grow up to be fat, with no social skills or work ethic, and just full on dependent consoomers.

Hubby starts overvaluing his worth and fooling around. Asks wife for open marriage, comes to rude awakening that she is getting plowed every day and he gets nothing. Marriage falls apart.

Man ends up old, alone, with kids he is ashamed of.

Best part is, I ruined his life, but he doesn't even know it. From his perspective, I'm just a guy who was so nice to his family and brought by donuts every day out of the kindness of my heart. On his deathbed, I tell him this was all part of my masterplan.
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post 1694809453 12-13-2023, 11:38 AM
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Dis u?



post 1694809883 12-13-2023, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By eightduece⏩
Dis u?



How dare you. I am 100% american patriot

mo e
post 1694883463 12-14-2023, 09:37 PM
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bump - need Big Ern to weigh in on this.

The fact that so many ppl here think they would love to be my rival tells me this is a good plan / 10
mo e
post 1694884033 12-14-2023, 10:01 PM
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Sounds like OP Got Raped as a Boy scout by Rivals DAD
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post 1694884563 12-14-2023, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted By eightduece⏩
Dis u?



Dude the god damn mosquitos are all silvery here and **** creepy
post 1694884893 12-14-2023, 10:33 PM
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what could go wrong seriously
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