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Thread: Saw a dude rocking a mushroom cut recently. New zoomer cut along with broccoli?

post 1694806543 12-13-2023, 10:40 AM
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Saw a dude rocking a mushroom cut recently. New zoomer cut along with broccoli?

Vegetable-themed hair seems in. From broccolis to mushroom-tops, it seems all the rage with gen z. The other day at a shop I saw some goofy looking 19 year old zoomer with literally adickon his head, just walking around all thin and gangly and anemic and confused looking. Looked like a gigantic walking fuking schlong. Buddy was nick carter-maxxing from the mid 90s.

I fully understand that the mullet was a special time and it's real fuking ugly, but there's a sort of charm to it in a way. Especially in Canada, that's our hockey hair. But shaving the side of your head and perming your hair on top so it looks like a gigantic pile of frizzy pubes live on your head or getting the barber to shape a big fuking mushroom tip on your dome is something else entirely.
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post 1694806653 12-13-2023, 10:44 AM
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His head?

HIS head?

Did you just fkn assume its gender?

Thats the fkn problem with you boomers you judge too quick and youre FKN racist.

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post 1694807153 12-13-2023, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
His head?

HIS head?

Did you just fkn assume its gender?

Thats the fkn problem with you boomers you judge too quick and youre FKN racist.

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Wow, you're absolutely right. Should I apply for some more EDI sensitivity training?
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post 1694807333 12-13-2023, 10:58 AM
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How dare you assume he wanted to look like a dick and not like Angela Merkel.
post 1694807363 12-13-2023, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Wow, you're absolutely right. Should I apply for some more EDI sensitivity training?
Yes, and hopefully some estrogen too and dye ur hair purple please and thank you ma'am.
post 1694807393 12-13-2023, 10:59 AM
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post 1694807433 12-13-2023, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Yes, and hopefully some estrogen too and dye ur hair purple please and thank you ma'am.
Whoa
post 1694807553 12-13-2023, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Yes, and hopefully some estrogen too and dye ur hair purple please and thank you ma'am.
Maybe insert a second dildo firmly up my back hole?
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post 1694808263 12-13-2023, 11:15 AM
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Going in for a haircut next week

Haven’t had one since I shaved my head last spring


Prolly gonna tell them to make me look like Mel Gibson in lethal weapon 1 tho.

Idk about asking for a veggie cut
post 1694808373 12-13-2023, 11:17 AM
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think that means he sucks tranny cocks but i could be wrong
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post 1694808623 12-13-2023, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By GarfieldTheCat⏩
Whoa
Indeed sire
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Maybe insert a second dildo firmly up my back hole?
I love ur commitment, recommending you to trudeau immediately.
post 1694809243 12-13-2023, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Going in for a haircut next week

Haven’t had one since I shaved my head last spring


Prolly gonna tell them to make me look like Mel Gibson in lethal weapon 1 tho.

Idk about asking for a veggie cut
Ask for a broccoli and post pics here srs.
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I think they call them Edgars.
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post 1694820943 12-13-2023, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By LaBellaVita1⏩
I think they call them Edgars.
Yep, beat me to it. Its mainly a latino/mexican thing, but I've seen white kids with it too.
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Yep, beat me to it. Its mainly a latino/mexican thing, but I've seen white kids with it too.
Always just called them dickheads. Very big in the 90s on white kids.
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post 1694853193 12-14-2023, 10:10 AM
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are bowl cuts coming back like mom jeans, mullets, and mustaches now?
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If he was Asian it doesn’t count
Fobs have been rocking the mushroom cut for at least five or six years


Edit:
Originally Posted By LaBellaVita1⏩
I think they call them Edgars.
Oh yeah this too
Big part of Mexican culture to have a haircut that makes you look like a fukking retard
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
are bowl cuts coming back like mom jeans, mullets, and mustaches now?
History truly repeats itself!
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Like this??

You forgot the no homo tag, brah.

In b4 ban......or approval from homosex mod?
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