Or are you still pulling out like some kind of psychopath

i'm not trusting anyone lol. the idea of having a baby without wanting one is one of the biggest nightmares

It's a creampie no matter what boyo

Based and agreed

This

"Is it an automatic creampie every time "

you could have stopped right there

This dude fuks.

Think about how many other dudes are blasting in those sugarwalls too. Gross.

you've got to be literal moron to exchange that increase in pleasure for a massive increased change of changing your life forever

Vasectomy crew.



Creampie everytime.

if she's an 8 or above I cream pie

My niga

Dude omg beyond anxiety because netapp is on that Sandusky time even tho nsa law


Dude I ran so hard from the girls apartment


Like after that condom broke I just tried to dig the sperm out like a fierce badger


And then just took off naked clothes in hand


Chatham girls just walking outside their dorm like?


What the fuk is this guy doing?


I’m just like sorry


I can’t have any babies right now

I’ve never been so scared in my life


But she didn’t have any magnum condoms and said I had to wear one

Which I thought translated to she was not on birth control

So I told her what would happen if I didn’t wear a magnum condom

And she’s like you’re full of **** and then started giving my head

And then it was the only condom there so I obviously was like




But then by the time it was over 3 hours later


I pull out and the condom is like?

No lie in like 5 different pieces

So I start digging trying to get my sperm out of there

And then I just ran away


And then she contacts me later and she’s like you know people saw you

And I’m like no **** I saw them too I can’t get anyone pregnant you tricked me

And then she’s like I thought you were lying

I’m like obviously not

Then she’s like? You’re okay I had a nuva ring in


I’m like? What the fuk is that?


“Birth control.”

Fuk thank god

Never would. Don't trust them.

Vasectomy crew now.

GF was 100% creampie before me. Now I struggle doing it lol. it's a mind phuk.

I dunno, I kinda like the feeling of pulling out and shooting a giant load all over her body somewhere.

With or without birth control

Nice tie



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**** with my La Familia, I will kill ya
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But you got to feel him if the Doctor sealed him
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You know the one that introduce New York to the beach cruiser
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Get "Groupie Love," tell 'em to keep movin
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Like the girl fight is a mind fuk