Saw this in a forum thread I was browsing.

The OP asked how he can meet new girls to date (specifically in a country area where he lived). Someone replied back to him saying that if he learns how to make a good cup of barista/cafe quality coffee that he will be able to meet a girl to date cause girls like coffee…ummm LMAO WTF??

Why would he give that advice? Hurrr durr learn to make coffee and you’ll meet a girl to date and marry!!! It’s just that simple.

That’s not how it works irl. No one cares if you know how to make coffee irl.

Yes I know every miscer is a barista level coffee maker and makes 10/10 coffee for their 10/10 gf that they met at a coffee shop but in non fantasy land it doesn’t work like that jack.

I can’t be bothered to make a quip linking coffee to the zoo so I’m not gonna even attempt to.