Matched this girl Thursday last week, spoke briefly and got her socials. She was actually really forward asking if I was free literally straight away. Unfortunately I was busy last Friday so couldn’t see her. Last night she again asked if I was free so I said sure and went for some drinks. She was fire in person and super chill to talk to, we laughed loads and had plenty of kino, secured a kiss at the end. She wants to see me again this Friday so I’ve told her we’re going to do something active this time.

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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩

For all the incels on the misc: this is how an attractive girl will respond if you are hot enough for her.

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Originally Posted By AnaboLecter⏩

She's hot as hell, is dating really that easy there in the UK? I wonder how you'd fare in America

Pretty easy here tbh. I’d love to try America, just to see if the accent thing is true.

Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩

Nice

Where do you find the energy? My Hinge was crazy when I got to Dallas, was cancelling on chicks the day of if a different chick agreed to just come over lol. Just overall got tired of it and found the energy to reward ratio to be pretty poor. Might redownload and check.

I always have energy if it’s a girl I’m attracted to

Originally Posted By RaibeartBruis⏩

You didn't smash on the first date? She lost respect for you...

Nah, logistics, srs

Originally Posted By TCmaxxing⏩

When are you going to smash and deliver ass pics?

Hopefully by next week

Originally Posted By HayZues

Sh's hot, but she looks like her breath stinks. Srs

She actually carries toothbrush/toothpaste/mouthwash with her at all times lol

Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩

What are your pics on these dating sites? Curious how OP is always smashing these top tier girls. Are you Chad?

No homo of course

Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩

It's all so cringe

#1. The girls value - which you know is a lie
How many dudes are they talking to? How many dates? And how many smashes. You KNOW this girl has 100% messaged somebody and fuked that day/ night

And then #2. Op doing all of this chit and then going on pretend dates

How many women has he said the exact same thing to?

I guess op has something to prove though

Pretend dates? What?

Originally Posted By UnknownTee⏩

Dont you get bored of smashing randoms? Takes too much time and effort too..

Honestly no, I love the chase

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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩

You acting like you actually get to know somebody on a "date" or is it a facade/ caricature of what people want you to see?

I hate internet dating in general so it's not directed toward you

But I find the "interest" both of you have for each other quite fake too.. considering an online profile is once again an extension of the aforementioned scenario - " what they want you to see"

Oh I get you, I thought you were implying I was fabricating dates. Yeh I guess there is an element of fakeness to online dating, but some of my best relationships have come from online dating so I never discount it.

Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩

the lack of any "x" or "xo" or xoxo despite being British makes me put this under the fake news category. try again op.

I got you fam

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