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post 1696161363 01-10-2024, 07:36 AM
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Imagine getting your dick sucked standing up

post 1696161413 01-10-2024, 07:37 AM
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It’s fine until you coom, then you wish you were laying down bc you get weak in the knees and have to worry about standing rather than just enjoying
post 1696161823 01-10-2024, 07:54 AM
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Bru, I have some wonderful news for you…..
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1696162043 01-10-2024, 07:58 AM
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Imagine being the most desired woman in the UK & taking it from behind by the gay kiddie diddler.

post 1696162173 01-10-2024, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
Imagine being the most desired woman in the UK & taking it from behind by the gay kiddie diddler.

Notice how all she needed to do to be the #1 most desired woman in the UK at one time was to simply not have a royally (pun intended) jacked up set of chompers in her cawk holster.
post 1696162283 01-10-2024, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted By FelixTheCat1919⏩
Notice how all she needed to do to be the #1 most desired woman in the UK at one time was to simply not have a royally (pun intended) jacked up set of chompers in her cawk holster.
Triple F udders help too.
post 1696162433 01-10-2024, 08:10 AM
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Might get weak in the knees standing as I bust a gigantic filthy nut so rather be seated on a nice couch/armchair.

Armchair blowjobs are the best blowjobs.
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post 1696162493 01-10-2024, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By baldbrah⏩
Triple F udders help too.
I couldn't agree with you more; big joocy milk trucks are certainly a wonderful thing.
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Might get weak in the knees standing as I bust a gigantic filthy nut so rather be seated on a nice couch/armchair.

Armchair blowjobs are the best blowjobs.
If she lets you face f her just a bit (nothing to crazy, but some nice face f'ing), then nothing beats looking down at that HBB on her knees draining your balls in the most submissive way possible.
post 1696162823 01-10-2024, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted By FelixTheCat1919⏩
Notice how all she needed to do to be the #1 most desired woman in the UK at one time was to simply not have a royally (pun intended) jacked up set of chompers in her cawk holster.
post 1696162913 01-10-2024, 08:21 AM
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Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1696163413 01-10-2024, 08:35 AM
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She looks a lot more British now.



In 2003, Fox came out as a lesbian and stated that she was in a relationship with her then-manager Myra Stratton. Fox later said she had realised she was gay by her mid-20s but had been reluctant to come out because, having dealt with stalkers, she feared the potential reactions of some fans. Fox remained in a relationship with Stratton until the latter died from cancer in 2015, aged 60. The following year, Fox began dating her tour manager Linda Birgitte Olsen, a native of Norway. The couple became engaged on Valentine's Day in 2020, after Olsen proposed to Fox, but postponed their wedding due to COVID-19 restrictions. They married on 18 June 2022 in a Eurovision-themed ceremony at King's Oak Hotel in Epping Forest, Essex.
post 1696163563 01-10-2024, 08:38 AM
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2 things:

I once heard he fingered 4 girls at the same time using 1 hand (huge fuking hands)

Me personally. I find it hard to cum standing up unless i'm super horny/haven't nutted in a few days.
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post 1696163623 01-10-2024, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted By baldbrah⏩
She looks a lot more British now.



In 2003, Fox came out as a lesbian and stated that she was in a relationship with her then-manager Myra Stratton. Fox later said she had realised she was gay by her mid-20s but had been reluctant to come out because, having dealt with stalkers, she feared the potential reactions of some fans. Fox remained in a relationship with Stratton until the latter died from cancer in 2015, aged 60. The following year, Fox began dating her tour manager Linda Birgitte Olsen, a native of Norway. The couple became engaged on Valentine's Day in 2020, after Olsen proposed to Fox, but postponed their wedding due to COVID-19 restrictions. They married on 18 June 2022 in a Eurovision-themed ceremony at King's Oak Hotel in Epping Forest, Essex.
Christ, was only 1983 that I saw her topless when I was 6 or 7 & she was 16. Not ageing well.
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