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Thread: ITT: Post a better start to your morning than this or add to this list with your own

post 1696163013 01-10-2024, 08:24 AM
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ITT: Post a better start to your morning than this or add to this list with your own

Wake up early (by 5am)
Multiple hot cups of strong black coffee (please see crews)
Listen to music
Get your dink sucked to within an inch of your life and almost stroke out
Heavy ass lifting session
Eat

Post your own. What's everyone's ideal morning look like?

For your time.....

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1696163113 01-10-2024, 08:26 AM
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I just came on here to show you how real men roll.

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.
post 1696163403 01-10-2024, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
I just came on here to show you how real men roll.

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.
Based and mogmaxxed.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1696164303 01-10-2024, 08:53 AM
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I forgot to sneak in'taking a gigantic dump.'No morning is complete without dropping a rectal abomination.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1696165563 01-10-2024, 09:17 AM
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4am wake up
Preworkout meal
Bike to gym
Back and bis
Bike home
Breakfast/prepare for work

Finished with a dog walk.

Yours was more peaceful, but I feel fulfilled
post 1696166083 01-10-2024, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
4am wake up
Preworkout meal
Bike to gym
Back and bis
Bike home
Breakfast/prepare for work

Finished with a dog walk.

Yours was more peaceful, but I feel fulfilled
Sounds good to me. You bike to the gym in the morning darkness or has the sun risen?
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1696166253 01-10-2024, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Sounds good to me. You bike to the gym in the morning darkness or has the sun risen?
I try and be out at 4:45 to be there when they open at 5. Right now, darkness.
post 1696166723 01-10-2024, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
I try and be out at 4:45 to be there when they open at 5. Right now, darkness.
Must be dead at that time. When I trained in a commercial gym, I'd always be there around 7:30am where the morning crew was there daily, mostly made up of serious lifters that were prepping for shows. Nice gang of older folks that all helped each other out. It's the only thing I miss about that gym. Now, I'm alone in my own gym at 7am.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1696167613 01-10-2024, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Must be dead at that time. When I trained in a commercial gym, I'd always be there around 7:30am where the morning crew was there daily, mostly made up of serious lifters that were prepping for shows. Nice gang of older folks that all helped each other out. It's the only thing I miss about that gym. Now, I'm alone in my own gym at 7am.
No one that serious where I lifted, but there were a lot of regulars. There was definitely a sense of respect among the AM crew.

As to the OP:

Uninterrupted night's sleep
5:30 wake up
Gym or Basketball
Shower quickie
MFC
post 1696167703 01-10-2024, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Must be dead at that time. When I trained in a commercial gym, I'd always be there around 7:30am where the morning crew was there daily, mostly made up of serious lifters that were prepping for shows. Nice gang of older folks that all helped each other out. It's the only thing I miss about that gym. Now, I'm alone in my own gym at 7am.
I started training early in the latter half of college, with a roommate who had just graduated and need to gym before work. It’s a habit I formed early and I am grateful for it. To me, there is no better way to start the day. No matter what, it starts off on the right foot and you feel centered the rest of the day.

And yes, for whatever reason, the majority of AM lifters are regulars and good people.
post 1696168213 01-10-2024, 10:07 AM
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Seems like many of you are part of the early AM lifting crew. To me, there's no better way. When I was younger, I'd hit the gym after work every day at like 5:30pm. Nowadays, there's nothing I'd rather do less. It's interesting how we change over time. I'm perfectly content lifting alone in my cold garage at 7am running off black coffee, fasted till close to 11am.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1696168313 01-10-2024, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Seems like many of you are part of the early AM lifting crew. To me, there's no better way. When I was younger, I'd hit the gym after work every day at like 5:30pm. Nowadays, there's nothing I'd rather do less. It's interesting how we change over time. I'm perfectly content lifting alone in my cold garage at 7am running off black coffee, fasted till close to 11am.
A lot more knuckle heads in the PM.
post 1696168493 01-10-2024, 10:15 AM
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Dunno about 'ideal morning' but my current wagie routine is
7:00 wake up
-take a chit
-black coffee
7:30 prep for personal stuff like job interview
8:00 first call
8:30 morning workout
-jump rope
-pullups
-pushups
-cold shower
9:00 second call

Feels productive men, but would prefer a blowie and some eggs with bacon over freezing my azz off outside.
post 1696168553 01-10-2024, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
A lot more knuckle heads in the PM.
Now that I think of it, it was mostly young guys in the PM and older people in the AM. Makes sense, though. Once your lifestyle has congealed, many have more control over their time and flexibility in their schedules. It's much nicer in a commercial gym in the early morning, in my experience. It was really unpleasant sometimes after work. Way too many people.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1696171093 01-10-2024, 11:15 AM
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fuark it's hard to lift heavy after busting a nut.

Getting puss after a gym sesh hits differently.

mirin either way though.
post 1696173993 01-10-2024, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By truesteez⏩
fuark it's hard to lift heavy after busting a nut.

Getting puss after a gym sesh hits differently.

mirin either way though.
Yeah I noticed this too. I was noticeably weaker after jizzing. I remember reading about that, how cumming releases prolactin or whatever. Some hormone that promotes sleepiness. Should have practiced semen retention before training but can't resist getting the cum sucked out of me. That always takes precedence.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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post 1696209753 01-11-2024, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Samraiwise⏩


almost forgot this...

I've never actually had a raw egg. My old buddy used to do this every morning. I could probably get away with it now as I raise my own hens and get fresh eggs daily.
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*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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