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Thread: Is death by seal attack one of the most embarrassing ways to die?

post 1696169683 01-10-2024, 10:40 AM
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Is death by seal attack one of the most embarrassing ways to die?



Like you couldn't find a shark to get chomped by?

post 1696169803 01-10-2024, 10:43 AM
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they are called LEOPARD seal for a reason
post 1696170183 01-10-2024, 10:51 AM
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depends if it’s a navy seal
post 1696170193 01-10-2024, 10:51 AM
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Nah death by anal prolapse from your boyfriend going too hard on your ass is way more embarrassing.
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post 1696170233 01-10-2024, 10:52 AM
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Saw a seal (or maybe sea lion) in La Jolla that went crazy and no, those things are monsters. It started eating sand and stuff, and so someone called Sea World to come get it. Took like 5 guys to wrangle the thing. They're pretty big and muscular.
post 1696170293 01-10-2024, 10:55 AM
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Is shark even any better? Just put him in the nose
post 1696170323 01-10-2024, 10:55 AM
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It's a good way to seal your fate.
post 1696170363 01-10-2024, 10:57 AM
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Leopard seal will wreck you son.
post 1696170773 01-10-2024, 11:06 AM
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8 to 12 feet in length (2.5 to 3.5m)
Weight: Up to 1,300 lbs (200 – 600 kg)
They are the second largest species of seal (after the Southern elephant seal), and they have a long, muscular body and massive jaws with sharp teeth.

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post 1696170823 01-10-2024, 11:08 AM
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R@ped by a dolphin would be worse
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post 1696170913 01-10-2024, 11:09 AM
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not if it's a mogger seal

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post 1696171413 01-10-2024, 11:20 AM
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Pretty ridiculous and pathetic how females can't even fight off doges to save their own lives
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post 1696172743 01-10-2024, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Dan_S⏩
Saw a seal (or maybe sea lion) in La Jolla that went crazy and no, those things are monsters. It started eating sand and stuff, and so someone called Sea World to come get it. Took like 5 guys to wrangle the thing. They're pretty big and muscular.
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Wild animals are wild. Some are more tame than others. Depends on what kind of threat they feel that you are.
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Nah it would be a brutal way to go. Dying on a toilet while eating McDonald's and shooting up would be way worse.
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Originally Posted By Dan_S⏩
Saw a seal (or maybe sea lion) in La Jolla that went crazy and no, those things are monsters. It started eating sand and stuff, and so someone called Sea World to come get it. Took like 5 guys to wrangle the thing. They're pretty big and muscular.
Yep they're pretty common along sunset cliffs, and those are just regular seals. The seal in the OP's video is a leapord seal which are much larger.
post 1696183083 01-10-2024, 03:27 PM
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Yes, but only if he is singing Kiss from a rose while murdering

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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Yep they're pretty common along sunset cliffs, and those are just regular seals. The seal in the OP's video is a leapord seal which are much larger.
Negative, lots of Sea Lions as well, and they can weigh almost twice as much as leopard seals. They can weigh over a ton and are MASSIVE.

Have personally witnessed Sea Lions wrecking sharks for fun.

There is a reason they call Sea Lions - bears in a wet suit.
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