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post 1696263653 01-12-2024, 08:25 AM
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Just chit myself while taking a piss.

pissing
had to fart
forced it out in standing position
felt heavy/warm
I became suspicious
pull down pants
see chocolate pudding all in underwear
panic
take off all my clothes
sit on toilet to begin cleaning process
get chit-butter on fingers
chit has been splattered on bathroom counter during my undressing
as I'm wiping I realize I have chit all down my balls
get in shower
throw away underwear
clean counter


what a fuking disaster.
post 1696281513 01-12-2024, 02:34 PM
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Lmaoooooo
post 1696281893 01-12-2024, 02:39 PM
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Where tf are the pics?!?!??
post 1696281973 01-12-2024, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
pissing
had to fart
forced it out in standing position
felt heavy/warm
I became suspicious
pull down pants
see chocolate pudding all in underwear
panic
take off all my clothes
sit on toilet to begin cleaning process
get chit-butter on fingers
chit has been splattered on bathroom counter during my undressing
as I'm wiping I realize I have chit all down my balls
get in shower
throw away underwear
clean counter


what a fuking disaster.
Nice! Just fapped to the thought of Getter_done fapping to this.
post 1696282253 01-12-2024, 02:47 PM
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Might as well burn the house down now. You got chit everywhere.
post 1696282413 01-12-2024, 02:49 PM
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wow
post 1696284193 01-12-2024, 03:32 PM
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i don't need to imagine the smells, i can smell it from here
Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
addendum courtesy of buttInspector (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=183054703).

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post 1696285243 01-12-2024, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
Nice! Just fapped to the thought of Getter_done fapping to this.
Nice! Just fapped to the thought of SirFapsAIot fapping to the thought of Getter_done fapping to this.
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post 1696285343 01-12-2024, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
Nice! Just fapped to the thought of Getter_done fapping to this.
Thank you!!!
Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
wow
This
Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Nice! Just fapped to the thought of SirFapsAIot fapping to the thought of Getter_done fapping to this.
Thank you!!!
post 1696285403 01-12-2024, 03:58 PM
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OP you hung over ? This usually only happens to me after a good drunk if I kept changing brands of beer
Back with my Fam
post 1696285783 01-12-2024, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Nice! Just fapped to the thought of SirFapsAIot fapping to the thought of Getter_done fapping to this.
wow that's pretty hot
post 1696285973 01-12-2024, 04:09 PM
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I’m pooping rn but I’m on the toilet.
I loe e.
post 1696286033 01-12-2024, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
I’m pooping rn but I’m on the toilet.
Lmao…you weren’t kidding when you say a lot of your time miscing is on the toilet.





Also,

Paging Thunderpants….


Cleanup in aisle 3
post 1696286053 01-12-2024, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Thank you!!!
You're welcoom
Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
wow that's pretty hot
Agreed
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post 1696286323 01-12-2024, 04:19 PM
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Tell your BF to take it easy next time
post 1696286613 01-12-2024, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted By jtaylor2010⏩
Lmao…you weren’t kidding when you say a lot of your time miscing is on the toilet.

Miscing and pooping is real.
I loe e.
post 1696312853 01-13-2024, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
OP you hung over ? This usually only happens to me after a good drunk if I kept changing brands of beer
Nope.

I don't even have diarrhea lol. Just had a soft pocket of mud near the sphincter that popped out while farting. Became a BIG problem.
post 1696312903 01-13-2024, 07:33 AM
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Fuark this happened to me a few weeks ago. I did have a stomach flu though. Felt bad mane.
post 1696317793 01-13-2024, 09:51 AM
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Lmao imagine if this happened in public fuark.
post 1696317993 01-13-2024, 09:55 AM
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It's the only reason why I wear fruit of the loom tighty whities. Those things gotta hold more than a fruit basket when I schit my drawers. Metamucil n vodka crew
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post 1696318803 01-13-2024, 10:10 AM
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Just had this happen to me made an absolute mess
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post 1696319313 01-13-2024, 10:20 AM
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why would you throw out your underwear? get what you can with towels, wash it in the toilet, then throw it in the basket
?>???
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post 1696321263 01-13-2024, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
why would you throw out your underwear?
Because I'm above the poverty line.
post 1696321493 01-13-2024, 11:11 AM
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This sht happened to me too when I was drunk years ago. Thankfully it wasn't that much and I was close to home so I could just go and change.
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post 1696323583 01-13-2024, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
why would you throw out your underwear? get what you can with towels, wash it in the toilet, then throw it in the basket
?>???
wut
post 1696325863 01-13-2024, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Because I'm above the poverty line.
oh i never thought of it like that
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post 1696328333 01-13-2024, 01:18 PM
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Obviously you need to work on your embouchure.
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