Thread: How to bang an older chick?
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Dating a girl your age is dating an older chick lmao
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Originally Posted By pWally⏩
Ok chadDating a girl your age is dating an older chick lmao
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Be ready for a lot of stretchmarks & cellulite, partner. Very loose, saggy tits as well. She'll probably have a history of venereal disease, so make sure you're in decent lighting so you can look closely for herpie sores. And her pussy will probably be stretched out from childbirth, so you'll need to go in at an angle in order to get any sort of friction. Best of luck on your dream, partner. Sky is the limit for starry-eyed young lads like yourself.
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The reason that they are called cougars is because they hunt you, not the other way around.
If they aren't actively on the prowl around you, I don't know what to say. Seriously, since middle aged women have hit on me since I was 15. I just got used to it, politely said something nice back, and let it go. But I did actually get with a neighbor for awhile as a FWB (she was 40, no kids) when I was like 27. She looked great and had an almost perfect body still. 10/10 libido, so it was fun while it lasted.
If they aren't actively on the prowl around you, I don't know what to say. Seriously, since middle aged women have hit on me since I was 15. I just got used to it, politely said something nice back, and let it go. But I did actually get with a neighbor for awhile as a FWB (she was 40, no kids) when I was like 27. She looked great and had an almost perfect body still. 10/10 libido, so it was fun while it lasted.
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Originally Posted By Skullfax⏩
Step 1 - don't be a bitchI’m 30. Always dated women the same age. It’s always been a fantasy to bang a milf or cougar. 45 to 60 (if she takes care of herself). How do I do this? What are some tips?
Step 2 - don't be a beta male faqqot
Step 3 - have a penis
Sorry, looks like you're out of luck.
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Not true lol. I've banged a mom of 2 before srs.And her pussy will probably be stretched out from childbirth, so you'll need to go in at an angle in order to get any sort of friction.
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Just jump on any dating app, put in your profile you prefer mature women because of reasons, set your preferences to 40-55 and start swiping.
If you're at all attractive you can probably get a desperate one to invite you over that night. It's literally that easy.
They will have incredibly high sex drives, probably not be very attractive naked, but give you a time you won't forget. Usually dirty as hell too.
If you're at all attractive you can probably get a desperate one to invite you over that night. It's literally that easy.
They will have incredibly high sex drives, probably not be very attractive naked, but give you a time you won't forget. Usually dirty as hell too.
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
I wouldn't say that in your profile. Do normal chit like list your hobbies, interests, etc. I've had a few older women hit me up on hinge when i was on it a couple years ago even though they weren't in my age range.Just jump on any dating app, put in your profile you prefer mature women because of reasons, set your preferences to 40-55 and start swiping.
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01-13-2024, 07:21 PM
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Put "age is just a number" on your dating profile.
Quality older chicks won't date guys a lot younger though because they know its just a hookup or something short term.
Most older chicks are looking for that end of life partner to ride into the sunset with.
So your best bet is to juice them up and pretend to be that guy until you get tired of banging their wrinkly old ass.
Quality older chicks won't date guys a lot younger though because they know its just a hookup or something short term.
Most older chicks are looking for that end of life partner to ride into the sunset with.
So your best bet is to juice them up and pretend to be that guy until you get tired of banging their wrinkly old ass.
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Find an older girl in public or online
Talk to her
Do good at talking to her
phuck her
Talk to her
Do good at talking to her
phuck her
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Originally Posted By pWally⏩
Absolutely rektDating a girl your age is dating an older chick lmao
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Just for sex? a lot of them are gonna not want to be used. Theyve been through that rodeo
i had one that was fine being just basically a sex toy for a few years. rare to find.
i had one that was fine being just basically a sex toy for a few years. rare to find.
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Send a pic of a bottle of wine with the caption “it ain’t gonna drink itself.”
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I'm surprised this is still around:https://www.cougarlife.com
Although if I recall, the women got to join for free whereas the men had to pay.
A lot of the guys on there complained that they just wanted NSA sex but the woman wanted a relationship.
The founder was a 40 year old model who was in a relationship with a 25 year old guy so she marketed the site for older women who want younger boyfriends.
Although if I recall, the women got to join for free whereas the men had to pay.
A lot of the guys on there complained that they just wanted NSA sex but the woman wanted a relationship.
The founder was a 40 year old model who was in a relationship with a 25 year old guy so she marketed the site for older women who want younger boyfriends.
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Keep in mind that a lot of older women are constipated (i only fuk anal these days). One time with a 40ish asian broad she had a turtle head hitting the tip of my cock. I went another minute or two then politely ended the session, pretty sure she knew what was up. Old women can have all kinds of health issues so just be prepared.
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Originally Posted By baldbrah⏩
What if I never get tired of it?Put "age is just a number" on your dating profile.
Quality older chicks won't date guys a lot younger though because they know its just a hookup or something short term.
Most older chicks are looking for that end of life partner to ride into the sunset with.
So your best bet is to juice them up and pretend to be that guy until you get tired of banging their wrinkly old ass.
Quality older chicks won't date guys a lot younger though because they know its just a hookup or something short term.
Most older chicks are looking for that end of life partner to ride into the sunset with.
So your best bet is to juice them up and pretend to be that guy until you get tired of banging their wrinkly old ass.
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Originally Posted By optimus1⏩
Aw fuk what the fukKeep in mind that a lot of older women are constipated (i only fuk anal these days). One time with a 40ish asian broad she had a turtle head hitting the tip of my cock. I went another minute or two then politely ended the session, pretty sure she knew what was up. Old women can have all kinds of health issues so just be prepared.
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
OMG Bae did you ever use it to find any CHADs?I'm surprised this is still around:https://www.cougarlife.com
Although if I recall, the women got to join for free whereas the men had to pay.
A lot of the guys on there complained that they just wanted NSA sex but the woman wanted a relationship.
The founder was a 40 year old model who was in a relationship with a 25 year old guy so she marketed the site for older women who want younger boyfriends.
Although if I recall, the women got to join for free whereas the men had to pay.
A lot of the guys on there complained that they just wanted NSA sex but the woman wanted a relationship.
The founder was a 40 year old model who was in a relationship with a 25 year old guy so she marketed the site for older women who want younger boyfriends.
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Yeah there were some hot guys on there, mostly military guys. I just chatted with them on Yahoo messenger. I didn't meet them IRL.OMG Bae did you ever use it to find any CHADs?
But it's annoying to see guys on here talk negatively about women who had children with "stretch marks and cellulite". T
These guys may have a future woman have their children. Is she going to be deemed as "unattractive" after she gives you a baby? The main objective in pregnancy is a healthy baby. There are many people out there who have had babies with problems.
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Stretch marks and cellulite detected.Yeah there were some hot guys on there, mostly military guys. I just chatted with them on Yahoo messenger. I didn't meet them IRL.
But it's annoying to see guys on here talk negatively about women who had children with "stretch marks and cellulite". T
These guys may have a future woman have their children. Is she going to be deemed as "unattractive" after she gives you a baby? The main objective in pregnancy is a healthy baby. There are many people out there who have had babies with problems.
But it's annoying to see guys on here talk negatively about women who had children with "stretch marks and cellulite". T
These guys may have a future woman have their children. Is she going to be deemed as "unattractive" after she gives you a baby? The main objective in pregnancy is a healthy baby. There are many people out there who have had babies with problems.
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