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post 1696921543 01-25-2024, 07:43 AM
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Did Harry Potter and Ron phuck up by not banging the Patil Twins?

They ignored them all night, and spent the rest of their time at Hogwarts going after Hermoine and Ginny (getting married to them eventually).

I think they chose wrong (srs).

thoughts?









post 1696921633 01-25-2024, 07:46 AM
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Damn, that's brutal lol.
post 1696921813 01-25-2024, 07:49 AM
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i mean she not a 10 or anything, but shes had some kids and stuff and personally think she looks great for a mom(skin is youthful still)

post 1696921913 01-25-2024, 07:51 AM
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harry and ron probably regret it to this day - huge blown opportunity by them

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Imagine if there were Latina baddies at Hogwarts hnnnnggg
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post 1696922503 01-25-2024, 08:08 AM
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Fuark I bet they’d whip up some fire butter chicken and tikka masala
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post 1696922663 01-25-2024, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Imagine if there were Latina baddies at Hogwarts hnnnnggg
that girl above legit could pass as a latina honestly
post 1696922793 01-25-2024, 08:13 AM
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They both dun goofed and i thought that when i saw the movie.....
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Imagine the stench, though. I wonder if, in the wizarding world, ladies like this might have devised a charm to cure them of the Indian vaginer curcuma smellz.

In all seriousness, actress turned out pretty cute in the end. Can't fault Ron for wanting to stick his ginger rod in prime mudblood p00n, though. Buddy wanted to expelliarmus his sticky white patronus in that muggle lineage minge.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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post 1696922923 01-25-2024, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Imagine the stench, though. I wonder if, in the wizarding world, ladies like this might have devised a charm to cure them of the Indian vaginer curcuma smellz.

In all seriousness, actress turned out pretty cute in the end. Can't fault Ron for wanting to stick his ginger rod in prime mudblood p00n, though. Buddy wanted to expelliarmus his sticky white patronus in that muggle lineage minge.
I mean you cant fault him for marrying prime emma watson I agree, just didnt think about the long game
post 1696923013 01-25-2024, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
They ignored them all night, and spent the rest of their time at Hogwarts going after Hermoine and Ginny (getting married to them eventually).

I think they chose wrong (srs).

thoughts?

Cottdamn.


Just gonna go shoot myself coz she has a hairier arm than me.
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post 1696923063 01-25-2024, 08:19 AM
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Wizard sex must get crazy. Think of the freaky dominatrix chit you could do with the Imperius Curse. Complete submission. Imagine the smells from the Patil twins, I would sniff their robes hard af.
no crew crew
post 1696923233 01-25-2024, 08:24 AM
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thread title got me in stiches hahahahahaha repped
If she vapes, bin her off.

If she smokes, light it up.

Roll on the weekend, sorted.
post 1696923273 01-25-2024, 08:25 AM
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[QUOTE=dingler post_id=1696923063]Wizard sex must get crazy. Think of the freaky dominatrix chit you could do with the Imperius Curse. Complete submission. Imagine the smells from the Patil twins, I would sniff their robes hard af.[/QUOTE]
and have to think luna lovegood is a certified freak too. hnnnnnggg

ron and harry were surrounded by all these hnng wizard girls and chose very poorly
[img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/df/3b/0edf3b3c4358004d76b70ef49617ce0d.png[/img]

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post 1696923303 01-25-2024, 08:25 AM
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did the scottish asain age well or not?

the one that parred harry for the winter ball
If she vapes, bin her off.

If she smokes, light it up.

Roll on the weekend, sorted.
post 1696923373 01-25-2024, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
ron and harry were surrounded by all these hnng wizard girls and chose very poorly
at 5'5 and 5'7 they got what they could.

Even Harrys status couldn't bag him an 8+
If she vapes, bin her off.

If she smokes, light it up.

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post 1696923393 01-25-2024, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Lithre⏩
did the scottish asain age well or not?

the one that parred harry for the winter ball
she was never really that hnnggg to begin with. 14 year old me reading the books imagined Cho Chang as a total Kpop girl group ltc style babe but the movie never really did it justice (compared to my imagination). producers probably didnt want to objectify asian girls too much when they did casting
post 1696923413 01-25-2024, 08:29 AM
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[QUOTE=kengriffeyjr24 post_id=1696923273]and have to think luna lovegood is a certified freak too. hnnnnnggg

ron and harry were surrounded by all these hnng wizard girls and chose very poorly
[img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/df/3b/0edf3b3c4358004d76b70ef49617ce0d.png[/img]

[img]https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a9KAV71_700b.jpg[/img]
[img][/QUOTE]Wood make my penis wingardium leviosa, cruciatus-maxx her magical pussy, and expelliarmus my thick goopy patronus all over her face.

(dead fkn srs)

Wood render Looney Luna truly[i]looney[/i]if you catch my drift.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
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post 1696923473 01-25-2024, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Lithre⏩
did the scottish asain age well or not?

the one that parred harry for the winter ball
Katie Leung is extremely fukable with long hair, with short hair she gives off strong rug muncher vibes.
no crew crew
post 1696923633 01-25-2024, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By dingler⏩
Katie Leung is extremely fukable with long hair, with short hair she gives off strong rug muncher vibes.
all women look awful with short hair, only women who's come close to pulling off short hair is Kaley Cuoco
If she vapes, bin her off.

If she smokes, light it up.

Roll on the weekend, sorted.
post 1696923653 01-25-2024, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By dingler⏩
Katie Leung is extremely fukable with long hair, with short hair she gives off strong rug muncher vibes.
Wood still devour her combination haggis/chicken kung pow vageen.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Wood make my penis wingardium leviosa, cruciatus-maxx her magical pussy, and expelliarmus my thick goopy patronus all over her face.

(dead fkn srs)

Wood render Looney Luna trulylooneyif you catch my drift.
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Originally Posted By TariqStPatrick⏩
Emma watson is still a 9/10, ignore that pic OP. I saw vids of her in late 2023 and she’s still gorgeous as ever
Without a modicum of doubt, I'd still stick my face in her angus and devour her puckering bung like Ron devours an Xmas feast.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
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Originally Posted By TariqStPatrick⏩
Emma watson is still a 9/10, ignore that pic OP. I saw vids of her in late 2023 and she’s still gorgeous as ever
the most basic over rated actress in years
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
the most basic over rated actress in years
She was cute in the later Harry Potter movies. When those came out I'd think of dogfuking her in the griffindor common room.

Woodslytherinthat mudblood ass.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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I always wanted Harry to get with Luna. She was a little weird, but seemed cool. Better than a ginger.
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Originally Posted By miscinbro⏩
I always wanted Harry to get with Luna. She was a little weird, but seemed cool. Better than a ginger.
It's always the quiet/slightly weird ones with their idiosyncrasies who'll freak-suck your dirigible plum and tongue-punch your forbidden forest.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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I feel like lightsarefallin has DEFINITELY thought deeply about this over the years
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Emma Watson is disgusting.
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
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lol'd if Victor Krum smashed Hermione that night.
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