I occasionally buffet if I feel like an ungodly huge cheat meal. Unfortunately they attract a lot of chitty, lower class people. I've seen some things:

1. I saw a guy filling his plate up at the buffet, drop something on the way to his table. Rather than throw it out or wait for staff to pick it up, he picks up the food and puts it right back in the buffet where he got it from, for someone else to obliviously eat.


2. A monstrously fat woman, had to be 400lbs, cleaned out an entire tray of pizza and went back to her table with it even though there was a line behind her. Everyone else had to wait while they cooked up a new batch.

3. Have seen kids stick their faces into chocolate fountains and lick the chocolate.

4. Have also seen people sip soups and sauces with the provided spoon and put it right back into the bowl at the buffet.

5. Have seen people just grab things from the buffet with their hands and load their plate.

6. Finally, I've seen people take massive loads of food from the buffet and low-key stuff it into bags or containers they'd brought with them when then thought no one was watching.




Chitty people tend to go to buffets. I want to hear US miscer stories, I bet you guys have seen some despicable stuff go down.

Haven't been to a buffet since 2012 (dedsrs)

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Fukin hate buffets

If they are affordable to the common man, then they attract the 400lb types that are filling their plates to the ceiling and just inhaling it. Since they are eating so much, the buffet must provide only the lowest quality food to maintain a profit. Which has the effect of driving away other people, only keeping the 400lb customers. And the death spiral continues until the buffet might as well just have a trough of pigslop and a ladle to scoop it into a bowl

Srsly, the last buffet I went to was the chittiest food I’ve ever attempted to eat, and these humongous blobs of humans were just shoveling it down their throats. Was one of the most revolting things I’ve ever witnessed. And I’ve peed in a porta-potty after a talledega nascar race.

Srs

I've been to a buffet once in probably the past 8 years. I'd rather get a good meal from a local restaurant and probably eat my fill anyway.

Before Covid, I’d go here and absolutely wreck the crab legs, oysters and clams. And would be in agony for hours.

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I haven't been to a buffet in years. Most commonly when I have gone I see kids going to the pizza bar and pick off all the toppings and eat them. I was with my buddy's family once and we sat there watching some kid who had to be maybe 7-9 or so, pick all the toppings off all the pizzas so all that was left were cheese pizzas.

I remember one time going to a buffet for Thanksgiving at some casino and some old lady kept bull****ting me because she claimed I stole her fork. Hey Gladys, there is a bucket of forks at the start of the buffet. Why the FUK would I take your fork that probably is covered with polydent, Ben-Gay, and spit? Then another old lady tried to coerce me into asking the staff to bring out more peach cobbler for her. She wouldn't/couldn't ask them herself. Old people ffs.

The bodhster really is the butt of every joke

Like everyone else said, I haven't been in years. At some point it became unappealing when I suddenly realized how unsanitary most are.

Thanks for the explanation. I was wondering why buffets tend to serve food in gutter-tier quality, like rubbery chicken and slop for soup and sauce etc. It's those stupid fat kunts inhaling all the food threatening to make it less profitable.
The concept of stuffing your face with as much food as possible is very appealing. But after the chit I've seen at buffets, they are legitimate health hazards. It would be a hundred times worse in the US since the population is exponentially larger, which means more chitkunt people, and US is such a ridiculously fhucking fat country.

My problem with buffets is that people are such disgusting, vile animals. Imagine touching the same food tongs and handles as 400 pounders who don't wash their hands properly after poorly wiping their assses, then eating finger foods before washing your hands. Imagine all the snot and such from kids and slobs. Urgh.