We planned to hire Brian in accounting for our CFO position but we had to interview some “diversity” for legal reasons.

One of the plebs who thought it was a real opportunity sent this in response to our canned rejection letter.

Thank you for the opportunity to interview. Wishing you and your team all the best. Let me leave you with one of my favorite quotes “Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." -Thomas A. Edison

I hope this mother fuker isn’t taking this as a personal challenge. The last time we got a quote like this we had a guy climb in through our HR ladies window with a bag of cookies and a saxophone. She kept the cookies but she had to spend all morning filling a PPO. Later she said “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

All by myself