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post 1697187743 01-30-2024, 01:12 PM
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When you have a family, having the house to yourself is just as exciting as

Having the house to yourself when you were a teen.

You do the same things now you did then.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1697187833 01-30-2024, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Having the house to yourself when you were a teen.

You do the same things now you did then.
Furiously masturbate?

Be careful not to jizz on the toilet seat or youll make ur wife accidentally pregnant.
post 1697187893 01-30-2024, 01:14 PM
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fap, watch movies and eat
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post 1697188433 01-30-2024, 01:24 PM
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Yeah when you can full strip down and crank one out for like 15 minutes just going furiously it's a special thing
post 1697188953 01-30-2024, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzegpress⏩
If your house is empty rn, why aren't you inviting me over?

Cmon Tyrone. Invite me to your bedroom. I'll worship your butthole for hours
like this?

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post 1697189053 01-30-2024, 01:37 PM
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My gf is at my place all the time and I like her but its nice when you get a free day or night when you don't have to entertain lmao and can just sit there and zone out
post 1697191173 01-30-2024, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By BigDeeps01⏩
Yeah when you can full strip down and crank one out for like 15 minutes just going furiously it's a special thing
Furious fap sessions, hours of gaming, no noise in the house except for your pets judging you
I'm back, bitches!
post 1697191293 01-30-2024, 02:12 PM
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I can’t wait to know this feel.
post 1697191533 01-30-2024, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
You do the same things now you did then.
Eat Cheetos naked in a bean bag chair while whacking it to the Sears catalog?
post 1697191783 01-30-2024, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
Eat Cheetos naked in a bean bag chair while whacking it to the Sears catalog?
orange dink crew
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post 1697192023 01-30-2024, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
Eat Cheetos naked in a bean bag chair while whacking it to the Sears catalog?
*Note to self:Buy bean bag chair*
I'm back, bitches!
post 1697192073 01-30-2024, 02:24 PM
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Shyt with the door open?
post 1697192163 01-30-2024, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
*Note to self:Buy bean bag chair*
dont get a leather / fake leather one your naked ass will stick to it...

trust me I know
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post 1697192183 01-30-2024, 02:26 PM
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No kids but live with gf

Shes going to Florida to visit her mom this weekend

I'm gunna fap and play video games and be messy

Should be great
post 1697192773 01-30-2024, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
No kids but live with gf

Shes going to Florida to visit her mom this weekend

I'm gunna fap and play video games and be messy

Should be great
I'm back, bitches!
post 1697193173 01-30-2024, 02:51 PM
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post 1697193193 01-30-2024, 02:51 PM
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Used to get out of school 1 hour earlier than siblings and parent's work.


Would run to the refrigerator for leftovers/pizza and then turn on DBZ. This was back in 2003 or so during the Cell Saga.
post 1697193313 01-30-2024, 02:54 PM
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Sneak into the panty drawers? wait wut
post 1697194913 01-30-2024, 03:27 PM
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