Read this on a forum, a guy asked for advice on how to meet women because he wants a girlfriend and someone responded by saying if you want a girlfriend you need to wear Italian leather shoes…lol.

The advice I’m reading is getting more and more laughable…just wear Italian leather shoes bro!!!

I get what the person was trying to say, his whole post said you need to dress nice and I understand that but just lol…if you struggle to date then just throwing on a pair of Italian leather shoes won’t change that.

Uhhh let’s see it’s been a while since I’ve made one of these posts so usually here I lead into the…yes yes yes I know all miscers wear Italian leather shoes, uhhh hmmm you all pick up 10/10 18 year olds that you bang blah blah blah….dont write to me write to Penthouse Forum.

Yada yada something something zoo…oh I know. You’ll all meet your wife this weekend at the zoo while wearing Italian leather shoes!