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Thread: Why do you boys grandstand on personal hygiene, but still refuse to shave your anus?

post 1697432713 02-04-2024, 10:19 PM
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Why do you boys grandstand on personal hygiene, but still refuse to shave your anus?

Bragging about two showers a day, all the shampoos, bodywashes, teeth brushings, ear cleanings ...you fellas sure do love to posture on your personal hygiene. Unfortunately, none of that means anything when the dirtiest part of your anatomy is covered in thick, coarse, grizzly hair. Thick, coarse, grizzly hair that traps-in countless specks of dook being expelled from your rectum with every single poot."But, but, but......I have a bidet! I wash and scrub my butthole after I dook, Mr. VonDuck!."Shut up. You jackasses honestly believe washing your furry little hole will keep it clean for hours on end??? Is that what you learned in school??? Wash it in the morning and you're good until dinner time?? Yeah right. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. Not the case at all.

A hairy hole will get stinky very quickly after a good scrubbing. Scrub at 8:00am, stinky again by 9:00am. Its not going to hold. Never will. Understand boys, you simply cannot have a hairy butthole and expect prolonged anal cleanliness. Its just not going to happen. I don't care how many showers you guys take. You're still going to be a linty-sacked, hairy-bunged degenerate at the end of the day. If that's how you wish to live your life, then fine. But don't try to grandstand on your exemplary personal hygiene. That whole act is laughable. It really is.
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post 1697433883 02-04-2024, 11:14 PM
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I bet you shave it like a pleb and have itchy stubble.

You should shave your pits
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post 1697433963 02-04-2024, 11:17 PM
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I aint spreading my butt cheeks and taking a razor to it ya feel me brah?
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post 1697433983 02-04-2024, 11:19 PM
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Not everyone is a hairy Orangutan like you, buddy
post 1697434203 02-04-2024, 11:27 PM
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I shave my buttcrack occasionally, usually around the same time as my armpits. Maybe once a month or so.

easy to do in the shower just some soap and a razor

armpits just hair clippers is good enough
post 1697434393 02-04-2024, 11:46 PM
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I shave from the top of my asscrack to the base of my shaft. Hairless crack/taint/balls crew.
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post 1697434783 02-05-2024, 12:09 AM
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hairless anus crew checking in. OP is correct as always.
post 1697434863 02-05-2024, 12:13 AM
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Give it a good trim along with my pubes regularly.
post 1697435013 02-05-2024, 12:21 AM
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just fuking lol if you dont blow dry and vaccum your bunghole in 2024
post 1697435033 02-05-2024, 12:23 AM
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on dutasteride boyo not a single hair on my ass. DHTcels wouldn't understand
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post 1697447983 02-05-2024, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
I bet you shave it like a pleb and have itchy stubble.

You should shave your pits
Never have itchy stubble, partner. Been shaving it regularly for 17 years now. Have never gotten itchy from it.
Originally Posted By theory816⏩
I aint spreading my butt cheeks and taking a razor to it ya feel me brah?
I don't feel you, my friend. Takes all of twenty seconds in the shower. About every five days or so. Why is that such a struggle?
Originally Posted By Tears⏩
Not everyone is a hairy Orangutan like you, buddy
I was talking to the men of the forum.
Originally Posted By 8PointBuck⏩
hairless anus crew checking in. OP is correct as always.
Makes things so much easier, doesn't it? Post fecal cleanup is such little effort. I can't imagine ever going back to mashing poop all around in those matted butthairs; using up half a roll, struggling to get myself clean after a hearty boris. Its horrible. Just an awful way to go about living life. With a smooth bung, every wipe hits the hole directly. No interference. Easy cleanup. I'm perplexed as to why its not the social standard.
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post 1697448023 02-05-2024, 10:42 AM
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Why are you talking about boys and shaved anuses? Freak
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post 1697448043 02-05-2024, 10:43 AM
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i did it once and my asscrack was sweaty af

NEVER again
post 1697448053 02-05-2024, 10:43 AM
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Shaving ass crack is a pain. Hair removal cream FTW.
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post 1697448203 02-05-2024, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By SmokesLetsGo⏩
i did it once and my asscrack was sweaty af

NEVER again
Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
Shaving ass crack is a pain. Hair removal cream FTW.
I take the beard trimmer to the crack. I found my crack to be a bit prone to irritation with shaving. Also a bit more difficult to get at the crack than the butthole. Trimmer works well, haven't ever considered using removal cream though. Always was worried that it would come out that those creams cause cancer or something.
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post 1697448303 02-05-2024, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By SYKO227⏩
Why are you talking about boys and shaved anuses? Freak
I bet you stink like a sewer, my guy. And you're so used to the putrid odor that you don't even realize how bad it is. Go clean your ass. And don't sit on other people's couches.
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post 1697449103 02-05-2024, 11:11 AM
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Wtf u talking about? I get that chit waxed every 2 days and bleached at least once per week.
post 1697449563 02-05-2024, 11:22 AM
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Shaved anus crew.

Gf can eat my arse and I'm not a filthy animal, with dingle berries in my hairy *******.

I already have a bidet and a shaved ass.

There are dudes out there who only wipe with tp and have hairy asses Lmfao absolutely disgusting levels of personal hygiene.
post 1697449613 02-05-2024, 11:24 AM
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Lol, I have been looking into ways to do this without a razor.

Anyone with sensitive skin around there have any cream recommendations?
post 1697453843 02-05-2024, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
Shaved anus crew.

Gf can eat my arse and I'm not a filthy animal, with dingle berries in my hairy *******.

I already have a bidet and a shaved ass.

There are dudes out there who only wipe with tp and have hairy asses Lmfao absolutely disgusting levels of personal hygiene.
This is amazing to me. I'm willing to bet the vast majority of adults not only don't shave their bung, but also use dry-wiping as their sole means of post-fecal cleanup. Its disgusting. It really is. Imagine if you accidentally got a little dog poop on your hand. I guarantee 99% of people would use soap & water to scrub themselves clean. They don't want the essence of dog excrement on their body. So why just dry wipe a butthole? Especially if its hairy. Makes no sense to me.
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post 1697454633 02-05-2024, 01:10 PM
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I can tell that you think about hairy man holes pretty often.
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post 1697462253 02-05-2024, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
I can tell that you think about hairy man holes pretty often.
I think about personal hygiene everyday, partner. What about you?
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Your anus is supposed to be hairless you fukin freak

That’s like you saying you have hair on the underside of your tongue or on your eyeball


Also if you SHAVE your inner ass cheeks, as you suggest, 1 day later you have irritated sweaty inflamed scratchy sandpaper ass



Worst advice ever thread
post 1697463943 02-05-2024, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Bragging about two showers a day, all the shampoos, bodywashes, teeth brushings, ear cleanings ...you fellas sure do love to posture on your personal hygiene. Unfortunately, none of that means anything when the dirtiest part of your anatomy is covered in thick, coarse, grizzly hair. Thick, coarse, grizzly hair that traps-in countless specks of dook being expelled from your rectum with every single poot."But, but, but......I have a bidet! I wash and scrub my butthole after I dook, Mr. VonDuck!."Shut up. You jackasses honestly believe washing your furry little hole will keep it clean for hours on end??? Is that what you learned in school??? Wash it in the morning and you're good until dinner time?? Yeah right. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. Not the case at all.

A hairy hole will get stinky very quickly after a good scrubbing. Scrub at 8:00am, stinky again by 9:00am. Its not going to hold. Never will. Understand boys, you simply cannot have a hairy butthole and expect prolonged anal cleanliness. Its just not going to happen. I don't care how many showers you guys take. You're still going to be a linty-sacked, hairy-bunged degenerate at the end of the day. If that's how you wish to live your life, then fine. But don't try to grandstand on your exemplary personal hygiene. That whole act is laughable. It really is.
How do you know this? I have never seen my own ass hole and especially not another man's ass hole. But you know how they look, how they smell, how they taste. It's all very suspect.
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How do you pass gas without it making noise?
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I got it lasered.
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After I shaved it, I farted and the fart was stuck in an air bubble in between my cheeks. Never again.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
How do you know this? I have never seen my own ass hole and especially not another man's ass hole. But you know how they look, how they smell, how they taste. It's all very suspect.
Originally Posted By longfellowdeeds⏩
How do you pass gas without it making noise?
Originally Posted By PyleShazam⏩
After I shaved it, I farted and the fart was stuck in an air bubble in between my cheeks. Never again.
Lmao, this is why I still misc.
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I think about personal hygiene everyday, partner. What about you?
It's nice that you take extra steps to make your boyfriend happy.

I'm happy for you, Don.
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
Your anus is supposed to be hairless you fukin freak

That’s like you saying you have hair on the underside of your tongue or on your eyeball


Also if you SHAVE your inner ass cheeks, as you suggest, 1 day later you have irritated sweaty inflamed scratchy sandpaper ass



Worst advice ever thread
There's a halo of hair that grows naturally around the butthole. This hair makes contact with feces when you pass a bowel movement. Much like EYEbrows & EYE lashes aren't located directly on the eye, they're still in close enough proximity to be considered part of the surface anatomy of the eye. And if you wish to play that little game of semantics, be aware that women don't actually have any hair on their pussy either. Every vagina is naturally hairless. The more you know.

And no, you won't have "irritated sweaty inflamed scratchy sandpaper ass." How do I know this? Because I've been doing it for nearly two decades. You haven't. Now go scrub down your disgusting hole. Can't imagine how many lobby chairs you've funked-up over the years.
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
How do you know this? I have never seen my own ass hole and especially not another man's ass hole. But you know how they look, how they smell, how they taste. It's all very suspect.
What kind of man hasn't ever seen his own anus? You think looking at your own butthole makes you a homosexual? Do you even know what an anus is, partner? Do you know where poo-poo comes from?
Originally Posted By longfellowdeeds⏩
How do you pass gas without it making noise?
There is certainly increased vibration with flatulence. If you wish to ease that vibration, I suggest putting your hand in your back pocket and spreading apart one cheek when you break wind.
R.I.P. Bert
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