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post 1697478133 02-05-2024, 11:21 PM
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Thoughts on girls that post this type of chit on dating apps



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post 1697478153 02-05-2024, 11:22 PM
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Used cars are usually for sale for a reason

sounds like a lemon
post 1697478193 02-05-2024, 11:23 PM
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Thats a uk 8
post 1697478223 02-05-2024, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted By 2weeks2getlean⏩
lmao

well it's catchy I will say that



why did u neg me u bastard

fuk ur mom retard
I forgot what u did
post 1697478253 02-05-2024, 11:27 PM
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I must admit the part where she says "not serviced as regular as it should be but motor runs perfectly" makes me rock hard
post 1697478323 02-05-2024, 11:33 PM
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The red flag isn't what she wrote. The red flag is that she used a cropped face shot while not revealing the body, which means she's probably fat.

Fatties are always uploading pics with weird angles and filters.

yeah, I'd let her blow me, cause fatties give the best blowjobs. But no way in hell I'd waste time and money trying to court her into a serious relationship.


F/ck that, the misc prophet JohnnyDeep would never approve of men courting fatties.
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post 1697478663 02-05-2024, 11:46 PM
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Brain dead, both of you

… And she’s 35 lmao
post 1697478993 02-06-2024, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Masterchieffer⏩
Brain dead, both of you

… And she’s 35 lmao
sadly 35 on a dating app with a trendy bio...likely means the equivalent of a used domestic car or kia with 275k miles. and not a one owner.
post 1697480813 02-06-2024, 02:31 AM
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Its a funny profile to be frank and she has atleast put some effort even if its a copy/paste.
But only side angle face pic means she is a water tank, so stay away
post 1697480923 02-06-2024, 02:43 AM
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Funnier than 99% of the 'clever' dating app bios.
post 1697480963 02-06-2024, 02:47 AM
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I bet the clutch on that chit is lose as fukk
post 1697480993 02-06-2024, 02:50 AM
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That’s the female version of dudes trying to create “clever” profiles. For men it screams desperation, for women, typically “divorced and with kids or baggage”
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post 1697481013 02-06-2024, 02:52 AM
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She's for sale OPie, that's all u need to know about her
post 1697481033 02-06-2024, 02:54 AM
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Guaranteed she’s a fat fuk.
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post 1697481043 02-06-2024, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted By SSM12⏩
That’s the female version of dudes trying to create “clever” profiles. For men it screams desperation, for women, typically “divorced and with kids or baggage”
wtf men have to create 'clever profiles', we also need clever openers and to keep a one way conversation going, continuously being clever


she put effort in (although i'm skeptical she came up with it herself)

better than some dumb fuking emojis anyway
post 1697481053 02-06-2024, 02:55 AM
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She had me at the low maintenance part. Sounds like she's not a stalker and doesn't require 50 texts a day when you aren't with her.
post 1697481493 02-06-2024, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Kaliconic⏩
Funnier than 99% of the 'clever' dating app bios.
That's how you know she's fat
post 1697481563 02-06-2024, 03:37 AM
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Bores are probably out of round and glazed and needs a rehone if not a full bore liner replacement
post 1697490233 02-06-2024, 08:48 AM
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Imagine being 35 and still "figuring out" what you're looking for
post 1697491283 02-06-2024, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Kubishime⏩
Imagine being 35 and still "figuring out" what you're looking for
At some point, you start to realize that almost every woman on dating aps is mentally ill and not worth the hassle. Lol at trying to meet actual gf's and wives on aps.

Originally Posted By andyray⏩
wtf men have to create 'clever profiles', we also need clever openers and to keep a one way conversation going, continuously being clever


she put effort in (although i'm skeptical she came up with it herself)

better than some dumb fuking emojis anyway
Lol if you think that bird came up wjth any of that "funny bio" on her own.
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LOL @ reading bios
post 1697491943 02-06-2024, 09:15 AM
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'Show me the car facts'
post 1697492053 02-06-2024, 09:17 AM
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Trying too hard to be funny / edgy
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Originally Posted By LDARidonot⏩
'Show me the car facts'
If the carfax doesn't list how many times she's farted in the seat, then what good is it, really?
post 1697492303 02-06-2024, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted By FelixTheCat1919⏩
Lol if you think that bird came up wjth any of that "funny bio" on her own.
This, EVERY time I see a "clever" bio it shows up on 5-6 other bios later... 100% guarantee that every bio is nicked from googling "clever dating app bios" or from other bios.
post 1697492373 02-06-2024, 09:23 AM
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she looks like she's been through a lot
























































of dick
post 1697492483 02-06-2024, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
she looks like she's been through a lot
























































of dick
and donuts
post 1697492943 02-06-2024, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Kubishime⏩
This, EVERY time I see a "clever" bio it shows up on 5-6 other bios later... 100% guarantee that every bio is nicked from googling "clever dating app bios" or from other bios.
All women's dating ap profiles say the same type of bullchit.


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