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post 1697580603 02-08-2024, 09:13 AM
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Calling out Vascularmanlet

Yo brah, why do you keep deleting your threads?

You said you didn’t care about what misc thinks in that last thread, yet this makes it look like you do.

I’m detecting some insane emotional instability here.

Is it the lack of pink licence, lack of free shags, or 100 night hours on the railroad that’s doing this?

(Or all the above).

We just want to make sure you’re alright.
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post 1697580663 02-08-2024, 09:15 AM
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You said you live 20 minutes away, and always have hbbs. Maybe you could throw him the ones that don't quite make the cut with you lad? In return he can give you a railcard or something.
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Like I have been saying for months now, the man is a lunatic. It's that simple.

Originally Posted By brahnotah⏩
You said you live 20 minutes away, and always have hbbs. Maybe you could throw him the ones that don't quite make the cut with you lad? In return he can give you a railcard or something.
I'm afraid to say that the station doesn't give Ibby those kinds of benefits.
post 1697580833 02-08-2024, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By brahnotah⏩
You said you live 20 minutes away, and always have hbbs. Maybe you could throw him the ones that don't quite make the cut with you lad? In return he can give you a railcard or something.
lol, we all know there isn’t much crossover between these guys girls.
post 1697580893 02-08-2024, 09:22 AM
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Hes mentally unstable. Didnt you hear one of his drunken meltdowns?
post 1697580933 02-08-2024, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By brahnotah⏩
You said you live 20 minutes away, and always have hbbs. Maybe you could throw him the ones that don't quite make the cut with you lad? In return he can give you a railcard or something.
I did contemplate this but I just know as soon as he speaks or they see the DBZ tattoo it would be game over and I can’t be linked to that IRL or girls disassociating from me because of it, don’t mean that to sound mean.
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post 1697580993 02-08-2024, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
I did contemplate this but I just know as soon as he speaks or they see the DBZ tattoo it would be game over and I can’t be linked to that IRL or girls disassociating from me because of it, don’t mean that to sound mean.
brootal, but understandable. Such is life for a massive niche.
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post 1697581083 02-08-2024, 09:27 AM
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remember his section 8 housing / council flat is really the equivalent to an "auto" license, not the beautiful full pink driving license that he does not possess (he has failed 7 drivers tests now - and had to do his theory test at least 2 times. with a pass of 44 out of 75)

meaning he is limited to where he can live and where the council put him.

not like the full pink drivers licence equivalent where he could buy or live in any flat/house he chooses like a real home owner. anywhere in the country.

fighting for the scraps against the other degens on housing - bidding and praying he wins a flat and isn't outbid by a single mother or unemployed chav with mental problems. like auto car licence holders and not fully manual - limited by choice on where to live (what to drive).

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post 1697581283 02-08-2024, 09:31 AM
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Can anybody explain to me the question I’ve been asking

Why doesnt he just get an automatic license then when he has some experience he goes back for the manual

At least it’ll solve the logistics issue
post 1697581343 02-08-2024, 09:34 AM
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He sounds like Jack Grealish when he does his drunk vocaroos makes me laugh.
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
I did contemplate this but I just know as soon as he speaks or they see the DBZ tattoo it would be game over and I can’t be linked to that IRL or girls disassociating from me because of it, don’t mean that to sound mean.
You have a DL?
Is it as hard to pass the test as Ibby is making it out to be?
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
I did contemplate this but I just know as soon as he speaks or they see the DBZ tattoo it would be game over and I can’t be linked to that IRL or girls disassociating from me because of it, don’t mean that to sound mean.
Throw him the Herp one, can’t catch it from eating a$$holes plus she would probably love the clean.
post 1697581773 02-08-2024, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By brahnotah⏩
You said you live 20 minutes away, and always have hbbs. Maybe you could throw him the ones that don't quite make the cut with you lad? In return he can give you a railcard or something.
Matty can't just throw Ibby his rejects, if none of them are attracted to Ibby or iwlling to sleep with him

Ibby needs to stick to 2/10 whales he meets at butlins, benidorm or centreparks or wherever the fuk this gimp holidays and paid shags.
Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
Can anybody explain to me the question I’ve been asking

Why doesnt he just get an automatic license then when he has some experience he goes back for the manual

At least it’ll solve the logistics issue
Because he's delusional and has convinced himself that his 7 failures are a luck issue, rather than a skill issue
Originally Posted By Paul
You have a DL?
Is it as hard to pass the test as Ibby is making it out to be?
I passed it as a young lad on 4 hours sleep first time.

It's harder than the American test, by a little bit, but that's it. Ibby likes to try to leverage this fact into making out it's the hardest thing in the world.

The data is clear though, 97% of all people who take driving tests in UK pass by their 4th go so how hard can you imagine it really is (considering the average person is r3tarded)? Ibby is now on his 8th (maybe more, he did say he wouldn't tell the misc in future), and therefore Ibby is almost certainly in the bottom one percentile. Mans just nichemaxxing.
post 1697581863 02-08-2024, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By TappingTheZen⏩
Matty can't just throw Ibby his rejects, if none of them are attracted to Ibby or iwlling to sleep with him

Ibby needs to stick to 2/10 whales he meets at butlins, benidorm or centreparks or wherever the fuk this gimp holidays and paid shags.


Because he's delusional and has convinced himself that his 7 failures are a luck issue, rather than a skill issue
he could maybe land himself a fat one in Blackpool singles nights
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post 1697581943 02-08-2024, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
Can anybody explain to me the question I’ve been asking

Why doesnt he just get an automatic license then when he has some experience he goes back for the manual

At least it’ll solve the logistics issue
Cause if he fails the automatic license too then it will mentally break him. His cope that he could pass the automatic license easily his how he psychologically protects himself
post 1697582153 02-08-2024, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
Can anybody explain to me the question I’ve been asking

Why doesnt he just get an automatic license then when he has some experience he goes back for the manual

At least it’ll solve the logistics issue
As far as I read his endless fails were from total lack of awareness of basic road rules. That he has no idea how to use a clutch is just comic relief for the examiner
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
I did contemplate this but I just know as soon as he speaks or they see the DBZ tattoo it would be game over and I can’t be linked to that IRL or girls disassociating from me because of it, don’t mean that to sound mean.
Tell your sloots that you adopted a mentally disabled person to give back to society. Like the big brothers of America type of program

They’ll 100% believe it
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
Cause if he fails the automatic license too then it will mentally break him. His cope that he could pass the automatic license easily his how he psychologically protects himself
Yeah this also. Let’s pray he doesn’t go for his train driving license
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
Cause if he fails the automatic license too then it will mentally break him. His cope that he could pass the automatic license easily his how he psychologically protects himself
80% chance he would fail in an auto. he drives 25mph in a 40 zone. and his positioning on roundabouts is piss its sick.

unlikely to pass unless he takes it multiple times
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Originally Posted By Paul
You have a DL?
Is it as hard to pass the test as Ibby is making it out to be?
Yep, got mine at 18. But since then I’ve done 3 other separate driving exams

Car on its own is B licence

Then I’ve done B+E (car and trailer), C (over 3.5 tonnes/lorry), C+E (lorry and trailer).

It didn’t seem too difficult at the time, I passed on my 3rd go admittedly but the others first time.
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Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
Can anybody explain to me the question I’ve been asking

Why doesnt he just get an automatic license then when he has some experience he goes back for the manual

At least it’ll solve the logistics issue
He says he doesn't want to be limited in what he can drive with an auto license. The moron doesn't realise he's severely more limited not being able to drive anything than only being able to drive autos.
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
Tell your sloots that you adopted a mentally disabled person to give back to society. Like the big brothers of America type of program

They’ll 100% believe it
Solid niche, and the logistics work out.
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Yep, got mine at 18. But since then I’ve done 3 other separate driving exams

Car on its own is B licence

Then I’ve done B+E (car and trailer), C (over 3.5 tonnes/lorry), C+E (lorry and trailer).

It didn’t seem too difficult at the time, I passed on my 3rd go admittedly but the others first time.
He constantly says we don't understand UK logistics, but UK brahs call him on his bullchit all the time and he just ignores it

No clue wtf goes on in his head
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
He constantly says we don't understand UK logistics, but UK brahs call him on his bullchit all the time and he just ignores it

No clue wtf goes on in his head
He's a madman. You can't reason with such instability, sir.
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We give him chit but he cracks me up and takes banter on the chin. Massive logistical niche!

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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
Tell your sloots that you adopted a mentally disabled person to give back to society. Like the big brothers of America type of program

They’ll 100% believe it
Scratch that. Tell them it’s a rainman situation.
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
We give him chit but he cracks me up and takes banter on the chin. Massive logistical niche!

He takes it pretty badly when you point out his mental illness issues to him and advise him to get the help he desperately needs.

Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
He says he doesn't want to be limited in what he can drive with an auto license. The moron doesn't realise he's severely more limited not being able to drive anything than only being able to drive autos.
We don't need more mentally ill freaks like that on the road, we need less. We should encourage him to keep repeating what causes him to not obtain the liscence at all.
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
We give him chit but he cracks me up and takes banter on the chin. Massive logistical niche!

we're british, it's called banter to us. I've had to explain that to a few Americans who were on holiday, they thought I was being rude af, till I linked my friends and it was "an eye opener". I think that whole mentality which is a part of being British just let's you deal with ridicule.
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
We give him chit but he cracks me up and takes banter on the chin. Massive logistical niche!
I know, that’s why I wanted to make sure he’s alright.

The guy flip flops more than Pingu between cope/rope, it can’t be healthy for a man’s psyche.
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Why does he keep failing the driving test? I'm not the brightest and passed my driving exam in my sleep.
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