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post 1697862503 02-14-2024, 04:44 PM
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Text This For Guaranteed Valentines Day Booty

Do you know how tempted I am to show up at your door in nothing but a trench coat and a strategically placed bow?
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post 1697862633 02-14-2024, 04:46 PM
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Just sent this to my Tinder match. She replied

"cum over"

Thanks OP!
post 1697862643 02-14-2024, 04:46 PM
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wut in da fook

just go MIA again old man
post 1697862683 02-14-2024, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Just sent this to my Tinder match. She replied

"cum over"

Thanks OP!
Boom that's what I'm talking about!
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post 1697862783 02-14-2024, 04:50 PM
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Holy fook op! Before giving this line you gotta also give the warning you should also buy an appt book.


I sent this to 5 sloots and all sending nudz and graphic videos saying they are waiting for me to get there to pound. Srs, vry srs.


Check cp
post 1697862863 02-14-2024, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Holy fook op! Before giving this line you gotta also give the warning you should also buy an appt book.


I sent this to 5 sloots and all sending nudz and graphic videos saying they are waiting for me to get there to pound. Srs, vry srs.


Check cp
That's how it goes. Post results
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post 1697864673 02-14-2024, 05:30 PM
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Come on fellas I need some results
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post 1697864823 02-14-2024, 05:33 PM
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I texted my girlfriend that just now and her real Boyfriend already used that Line


thanks OP
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post 1697865073 02-14-2024, 05:39 PM
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the only women I speak to is my mum and I sent it to her and she said cum over.

Can confirm it works.
post 1697865133 02-14-2024, 05:41 PM
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I just texted this to the White House and now I'm president wtf?
post 1697865223 02-14-2024, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By mr.left
I texted my girlfriend that just now and her real Boyfriend already used that Line


thanks OP
Numbers game brah. Just keep firing
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post 1697865263 02-14-2024, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
I texted this to a girl on Tinder and she said if I send her anymore creepy messages, she will report me to the police. Wut do?
Keep firing to every girl you know
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post 1697865683 02-14-2024, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Come on fellas I need some results
we're still waiting on results from the last cut
Cobra Kai Crew

srs
post 1697865753 02-14-2024, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By eod8986⏩
LOL, you get no matches Voidgaze
Can't get matches if the app isn't installed. So technically correct.
post 1697866623 02-14-2024, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
we're still waiting on results from the last cut
Oh after a bad bout with Covid and another shoulder injury I'm bulked up big and plump
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post 1697866703 02-14-2024, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Can't get matches if the app isn't installed. So technically correct.
Just go down around Nasa and tell girls you know that's not a rocket ship in my pants. I'm just happy to see you.
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post 1697866733 02-14-2024, 06:25 PM
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post 1697866893 02-14-2024, 06:28 PM
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I sent this to my boss on accident. He said "cum over".

Thanks OP!
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
post 1697867603 02-14-2024, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By digital022⏩
I sent this to my boss on accident. He said "cum over".

Thanks OP!
Looks like a raise on the horizon.

In more than one way nom sayin?
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