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Thread: Imagine being Brad Pitt and being stuck with this in your 50s

post 1697863763 02-14-2024, 05:08 PM
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Imagine being Brad Pitt and being stuck with this in your 50s



Do not wife these sloots up boyos. No matter how good they look in their primes.

Pussy is a depreciating asset.
post 1697863803 02-14-2024, 05:09 PM
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When did she look good?
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post 1697864073 02-14-2024, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By jackflag⏩
When did she look good?
That waitress outfit she wore in "Office Space" would have at least earned a 10% tip from me if I was her customer back then
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post 1697864313 02-14-2024, 05:20 PM
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he pumped and dumped in her prime tho
post 1697864443 02-14-2024, 05:23 PM
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She looks fine and they probably love each other and make each other happy

Miserable miscers gonna miserable
post 1697864523 02-14-2024, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By baldbrah⏩
post 1697864583 02-14-2024, 05:27 PM
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Never found her attractive. Always thought she had a manly face
post 1697864653 02-14-2024, 05:29 PM
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You do realise Brad Pitt can bang any young hot chick he wants right?
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1697865023 02-14-2024, 05:38 PM
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He divorced her bro

He could probably still do better than he is for what it's worth

post 1697865313 02-14-2024, 05:45 PM
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She Must of been Boring in Bed and didn't take it in the ass like the freaky Angelina Jolie Thornton...

That wood do it for me too...
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post 1697865633 02-14-2024, 05:54 PM
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Angelina Jolie would have been incredible in the sack and Brad Pitt did what any other human being would have done in that situation
post 1697866653 02-14-2024, 06:23 PM
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Keep in mind that he is a thespian. he always wanted to be one, he went to school for it and spent his entire life being an actor.

That fact alone makes him weird. You can be strange and still be good looking i guess.
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post 1697866993 02-14-2024, 06:31 PM
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they are back together?
post 1697867643 02-14-2024, 06:48 PM
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brad pitt is likely VERY gay (srs)

most hollywood actors are (bradley cooper for example)
post 1697868513 02-14-2024, 07:12 PM
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Damn she fell off hard

Elsa Pataky still a dime tho
post 1697868753 02-14-2024, 07:19 PM
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I hate fake tits,but if your as flat as a 10 YO boy , at least wear a more appropriate bikini top . That’s not really helping her
Back with my Fam
post 1697869223 02-14-2024, 07:31 PM
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ngl I gotta say that's a really odd body she has in that photo. Maybe she got pear-shaped after all those failed IVF treatments? Who nose.
Originally Posted By sdomkuf⏩
he pumped and dumped in her prime tho
Nah not in her prime, no.



She was dating that guy in this photo, not Brad Pitt. She was like 22 there, I believe.
post 1697869333 02-14-2024, 07:34 PM
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Not that I think she’s unattractive but Pitt has never been that focused on looks I think, a byproduct of everyone excessively focusing on your own looks
post 1697869503 02-14-2024, 07:40 PM
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She is in her 50's boys. You are looking at a post menopausal woman who should be a grandmother and her husband should be in his late 60's.
post 1697870423 02-14-2024, 08:06 PM
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who is that?
post 1697870593 02-14-2024, 08:11 PM
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*****, that is Lyle Johnson with a wig on and saggy tits.
post 1697871453 02-14-2024, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
who is that?
This...

Apparently Jennifer Anniston! Ho Lee Fookin Reaper



https://www.usmagazine.com/stylish/n...beach-w210488/
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post 1697871613 02-14-2024, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen⏩
He divorced her bro

He could probably still do better than he is for what it's worth

who's this hottie?
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post 1697871863 02-14-2024, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By MazzikaLounge⏩
brad pitt is likely VERY gay (srs)

most hollywood actors are (bradley cooper for example)
Bradley Cooper is straighter than a...
post 1697882783 02-15-2024, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted By whitepaper⏩
who's this hottie?
That's Brad Pitt!

Since this is a gay bodybuilding forum I figured you were asking about the guy. lol
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post 1697882843 02-15-2024, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By navid93⏩
She looks fine and they probably love each other and make each other happy

Miserable miscers gonna miserable
nah bro!! he needs some 20 yr old bimbo only with him for money
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