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Thread: I'm convinced humans are supposed to start their day off with sex every day cereal

post 1697982613 02-17-2024, 09:50 AM
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I'm convinced humans are supposed to start their day off with sex every day cereal

If everyone got laid in the morning before they had to start their day I know for a fact there would be more peace

Part of the reason ya'll are so miserable on here is because you ain't gettin laid

Humans are supposed to gasm all the fukin time (not porn that's destructive) (fact)

If you think otherwise that's either cope or you're a virgin

If you're an incel there is still hope, anyone can get laid..Literally anyone...

Don't deny your humanity
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post 1697982713 02-17-2024, 09:53 AM
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Welp can't argue with that
post 1697982823 02-17-2024, 09:57 AM
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100%

The world would be better if both men and women were orgasming on a regular basis. 1-2X per day.

When you see a bitter angry person in public or on the internet you can almost guarantee they're sexually frustrated.
post 1697983423 02-17-2024, 10:17 AM
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Alot of women aren't worth putting up with

That pussy isn't cheap
post 1697983823 02-17-2024, 10:28 AM
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Agree. Morning sex is the best sex and starting out each day sharing a session with someone you care about is just about ideal.
post 1697983843 02-17-2024, 10:29 AM
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but thats when she smells the most
post 1697985063 02-17-2024, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By WasThaBestMan⏩
but thats when she smells the most
This is one reason people stay virgins way longer than they should. Once you start having sex regularly you realize that unless she just has poor hygiene, you can get it on just about any time, anywhere and the experience will be great. Humans aren't meant to always be freshly showered and scrubbed. A lot of our natural secretions and odors are subconscious turn ons for the opposite sex, just like most other animals on the planet.
post 1697986243 02-17-2024, 11:25 AM
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If you are looking for cereal sex in the morning, best to avoid the donut hole cereal, Cheerios.


Cheerios Chemically Castrating American Public With Impunity

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post 1697986333 02-17-2024, 11:29 AM
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I prefer mid day but yeah more morning sex would alleviate a lot of anger in the world.
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post 1697986443 02-17-2024, 11:32 AM
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Username checks out.
post 1697986563 02-17-2024, 11:35 AM
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Yeah, I hate nutting in the morning because I feel like it lowers my drive and motivation, but I can control myself unlike most. Life is a lot different when you don't nut for a week compared to when you nut constantly...
I also think the world would be better if we fix some dudes like we fix dogs, a lot less aggression/hate and unwanted children
Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
Alot of women aren't worth putting up with

That pussy isn't cheap
bang dudes then you incel lol
post 1697986733 02-17-2024, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By jonmcd46⏩
bang dudes then you incel lol
Ok bend over then
post 1697987843 02-17-2024, 12:10 PM
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All times have their positives. I also enjoy middle of the night. Either she wakes you up with it in her mouth or you wake up with wood and have your way with her. Then you can peacefully go back to a deep sleep.

I had one of those with my Korean ex that was insane. Sleeping at her place. I like to have my space usually while I'm actually trying to sleep, so we had a foot or so between us. Middle of the night, I must have been facing her direction because in her sleep she rolls towards me and we are now touching front to front. Half awake, I grab her ass and it woke her up with a hnng moan. That instantly woke me up. Immediately put it in in that position and neither of us lasted long as we simultaneously came about 15 seconds in. We kissed a few times and instantly fell back asleep that way. Woke up in the morning and both laughed about it as it hardly seemed real. I guess that we both must have been having good dreams and barely touching each other sent us both over the edge.
post 1697988863 02-17-2024, 12:32 PM
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What? With awful morning breath? Smelly, unwashed groins? Unkempt hair? hoarse throats with trapped phlegm? bad back pain and/or neck?
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post 1697991883 02-17-2024, 01:53 PM
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Seems to me that ejaculating is a solid way to enhance test production. Unlike just letting it build up, you need to refresh the system frequently,

For this reason and of course many others, I wont be doing no fap any time soon.
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post 1697992083 02-17-2024, 01:58 PM
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OP you’ve got to title the thread the way that other poster does

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I'm convinced humans are supposed to start their day off with a free shag every day cereal
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post 1697992603 02-17-2024, 02:09 PM
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Imagine habitually expending life force first thing in the morning for "more peace."

You sound like a castrated beta (because you are).
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post 1697994963 02-17-2024, 03:08 PM
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Idk about work days boyo. It’d be nearly impossible to get out of bed on time after cooming. I’d just want to go right back to sleep
post 1697995093 02-17-2024, 03:09 PM
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I think sex should be a goal to strive for. If you get it at the start of every day, you have no ambition

Goal should be like roughly every few evenings IMO
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