-Work in corporate banking
-Top performer, only been here for a year, already been promoted
-Honed my skills, and drip feed it at appropriate times

-For example, we have a common technical problem on our banking app, I am the only one that knows the solution to it. Every time the problem arises, a technical incident is raised and it takes the team 3 working days to resolve. Meanwhile, I have a fix that takes seconds.
-I haven't shared the fix because nobody would give me a single bit of credit. I remember trying to share some insight to a product manager a few months back and they outright ignored me.

-I help a lot of my colleagues immensely. I help them just enough, but don't teach them to help themselves. That way everything comes back to me and I'm still needed.
-Im manipulative AF and really close to banging 2 girls at my work. It's still early days for me but I swear a breakthrough will happen and this 7" dick will be fed to half the office.

well mine kinda slings around wherever I go

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