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post 1698059083 02-19-2024, 03:01 AM
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Bald men with beards annoy me to no end

Hairy eggs I call them. You see them everywhere at the mall.

You don't see real men like Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, The Rock, Samuel Jackson etc with those scruffy unkempt baldcel beards. Even Stone Cold only has a little short goatee.

Having one of those scruffy ass beards only draws even MORE attention to the fact you are baldcel, because everyone KNOWS you only have the scruffy ass beard to try and draw attention away from your slap head.
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
Hairy eggs I call them. You see them everywhere at the mall.

You don't see real men like Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, The Rock, Samuel Jackson etc with those scruffy unkempt baldcel beards. Even Stone Cold only has a little short goatee.

Having one of those scruffy ass beards only draws even MORE attention to the fact you are baldcel, because everyone KNOWS you only have the scruffy ass beard to try and draw attention away from your slap head.
I always found it odd that there hair moved from there head to there face.
Almost a lil Sus.
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post 1698059383 02-19-2024, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted By PenetrateinAMod⏩
I always found it odd that there hair moved from there head to there face.
Almost a lil Sus.
I say it's pubes left over from sucking their wives bull off
post 1698059763 02-19-2024, 03:47 AM
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They scare them off, i'd rather have them around for amusement
post 1698059843 02-19-2024, 03:53 AM
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It depends - some people can pull it off. If you have a full beard and you lift you can go for the Kratos look.
Some guys miss styling their hair so they make up with a beard.
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post 1698059973 02-19-2024, 03:59 AM
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They grow the beard because balding makes the forehead a lot bigger and the beard makes things proportionate. Guys like Statham already had a very tall lower face.



post 1698060313 02-19-2024, 04:26 AM
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yeah I used to shave my head no guard every 2 days but started growing it out again when I went for the full beard lol

don't want to be associated with bearded bald copecels
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post 1698060353 02-19-2024, 04:27 AM
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Bald men never became president
post 1698072153 02-19-2024, 09:45 AM
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Why do people lose their hair on top of their head and not the sides first?

Seems at least some people would lose it on the sides but you never see it.
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wrong answer.

the baldcel with the beard (and often the ray bans or other style sunglasses) are the absolute worst. literally look like a bunch of phgggs into dom shyt.

If you are bald best to have a jawline (genetic or surgical) and have stubble.

lol. they always look like this...same absurd confidence look as well.

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A bald man with a beard who is lean and in shape doesn’t bother me. Too bad 99 percent of them are fat sloppy cucks. We was Vikings n shiet
post 1698072473 02-19-2024, 09:50 AM
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Why do so many men have big beards now? I've tried to grow one but they feel disgusting after a month srs.
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
Hairy eggs I call them. You see them everywhere at the mall.

You don't see real men like Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, The Rock, Samuel Jackson etc with those scruffy unkempt baldcel beards. Even Stone Cold only has a little short goatee.

Having one of those scruffy ass beards only draws even MORE attention to the fact you are baldcel, because everyone KNOWS you only have the scruffy ass beard to try and draw attention away from your slap head.
Why are you checking out men at the mall? That seems weird, I personally have no idea what other men are doing with their hair because I’m not gay, so I couldn’t possibly care less.
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake⏩
Bald with beard crew checkin in

I keep my beard trimmed short tho it's more manageable and you can see my jawline that way srs
This. Part of the reason for the hair growth is I hate shaving.

Now I just trim up the neck a little bit and I'm good to go.
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post 1698074083 02-19-2024, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Chowboy⏩
This. Part of the reason for the hair growth is I hate shaving.

Now I just trim up the neck a little bit and I'm good to go.
Cope

Shaving once or twice a week takes like 10 minutes

Unless ur one of those clowns that takes shaving as an art and has the whole gimmick with the towel and straight blade razor and ****
post 1698074183 02-19-2024, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By H00J⏩
Cope

Shaving once or twice a week takes like 10 minutes

Unless ur one of those clowns that takes shaving as an art and has the whole gimmick with the towel and straight blade razor and ****
My wife doesn't like the stubble of one to two days growth and I don't blame her. It's scratchy.
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post 1698074463 02-19-2024, 10:34 AM
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Agreed.

The bald with a beard "binging with babish" look is ****ing stupid.
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Originally Posted By OGfrom06⏩
Bald men never became president
both john adams' and martin van buuren were bald
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Are you claiming Jason Statham is clean shaven???
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Hm, there seems to be a handful of people in this thread that are unusually angry about a guy deciding to grow a beard. Its not that big of a deal, but there seems to be a bit of jealousy because they either can't grow one (genetics) or they've been neutered by their gf/wives to keep theirs trimmed.

I guess this thread doesn't really apply to me because i'm black, but when the hair on my head gets to the point of no return, i'll gladly rock the bald+beard look.
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ive accepted the reaper into my life and have buzzed my head, but still rocking smp so it looks like a short buzzcut at the moment

I can grow a great beard but i agree with OP I'd rather be lean and rock short scuffle because I dont want to associate myself with the fat bald bearded dudes

Tryna look like johnny sins out here
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Originally Posted By OGfrom06⏩
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Hm, there seems to be a handful of people in this thread that are unusually angry about a guy deciding to grow a beard. Its not that big of a deal, but there seems to be a bit of jealousy because they either can't grow one (genetics) or they've been neutered by their gf/wives to keep theirs trimmed.

I guess this thread doesn't really apply to me because i'm black, but when the hair on my head gets to the point of no return, i'll gladly rock the bald+beard look.
Shave my head bald, I'll do some scruff, but otherwise completely clean shaven every other day.
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
Why do people lose their hair on top of their head and not the sides first?

Seems at least some people would lose it on the sides but you never see it.
question is why do brahs balding on top cling onto the hair around the side of their heads? Just buzz the chit off and move on. Get the laser removal if necessary.
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Bald w/ beard checkin in. I’ve got no chin so it was the only way to get respect around here
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Blame DHT...

Edit BTW i still have full head of hair used to shave it Bald in my teens and did it again during Covid... Love how it feels
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Being bald is fine and I never understood why it's an issue. What I don't understand is why it's a big setback in dating specifically. Surely there's an evolutionary explanation.
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The Statham crew checkin in.

Let the noggin stubble grow out almost never shave it shorter than #1, beard gets trimmed to #2. If beard is grown out so is my pathetic excuse for hair looking like Kevin spacey if he took Tom Hanks' role in castaway rn srs.
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