The poop is well contained in the confines of your trousers. Vomit is often completely out of control. Simply unable to be contained, fellas. So its very easy for a person to get vomited on if they're in the vicinity of a ravenous puker. Meanwhile, its incredibly difficult to get even a small dollop of poo on you when you're standing shoulder-to-shoulder with a self-loathing pants-****ter. And vomit stinks as well. Lets not forget that. There's a very distinct stomach-biley odor to a pile of fresh vomit. Can be very pungent. Certainly doesn't smell all that much better than a hearty log in a man's shorts. So it really seems to me that vomiting in public should be seen as a substantially worse offense than crapping yourself in public. But maybe I'm just old fashioned. And I feel that society has decided the opposite to be true for some strange reason.

Because it is designated.

Absolutely hilarious and disgusting.

F's going on with the white dudes hand?

These questions pop in my mind every day.




wut????