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Thread: Would you eat Sheryl Crow’s groceries

post 1698247183 02-23-2024, 06:29 AM
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Would you eat Sheryl Crow’s groceries
















“Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit.” - Sheryl Crow





Not gonna lie, would still eat all her groceries. Always thought she was one of the sexiest, most underrated people in show business. And has maintained phenomenal health and figure for decades.
post 1698247253 02-23-2024, 06:33 AM
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Bish is 62 and looks it. No thx filters. Maybe her grand daughter.
post 1698247293 02-23-2024, 06:34 AM
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sure except that's Maria Bello
post 1698247303 02-23-2024, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By baldbrah⏩


Bish is 62 and looks it. No thx filters. Maybe her grand daughter.
lol wut…she looks to be in her 40’s in that pic and in much better shape than most 40 year olds.



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post 1698247323 02-23-2024, 06:36 AM
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Aside from her THICC bank account she looks like the average housewife of the upper lower middle class in some master planned community buried in the burbs...

Borderline mudflaps for a$$cheeks...

No Teds to speak of...

I could do better.. but if you are asking would I rather do the 5 knuckle shuffle or use her as a fleshlight then yes... I would go HAM on Crow A$$
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post 1698247393 02-23-2024, 06:40 AM
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Didn’t kid rock bang her?
post 1698247903 02-23-2024, 06:57 AM
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Yeah groceries are expensive nowadays
post 1698248073 02-23-2024, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted By 1slo5oh⏩
Aside from her THICC bank account she looks like the average housewife of the upper lower middle class in some master planned community buried in the burbs...

Borderline mudflaps for a$$cheeks...

No Teds to speak of...

I could do better.. but if you are asking would I rather do the 5 knuckle shuffle or use her as a fleshlight then yes... I would go HAM on Crow A$$
Damn. Brutal AF.

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post 1698248963 02-23-2024, 07:28 AM
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In 1995 I would have
post 1698249183 02-23-2024, 07:34 AM
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You're god damned right I would.
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post 1698254313 02-23-2024, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By 1slo5oh⏩
Aside from her THICC bank account she looks like the average housewife of the upper lower middle class in some master planned community buried in the burbs...

Borderline mudflaps for a$$cheeks...

No Teds to speak of...

I could do better.. but if you are asking would I rather do the 5 knuckle shuffle or use her as a fleshlight then yes... I would go HAM on Crow A$$
She is 5’3” and 110 lbs. The average American woman is 170 lbs(which means huge amounts are 200+). She also has great face, tone, etc.
post 1698254803 02-23-2024, 10:06 AM
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Yes. Looking good for her age.
post 1698254943 02-23-2024, 10:11 AM
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All she wants to do is have some fun
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post 1698256593 02-23-2024, 10:54 AM
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If it makes you happy.
post 1698257143 02-23-2024, 11:13 AM
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Gladly






















....25 years ago.
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post 1698262923 02-23-2024, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
Didn’t kid rock bang her?
Dude, pretty much everyone has banged her.
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post 1698263073 02-23-2024, 02:06 PM
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Sheryl Crow's view on toilet paper: one sheet a visit

Environmental movements: Singer tells the Global Warming College Tour to limit use to one square normally, two to three squares on 'pesky occasions'

Go ahead with your pinworms and pink eye goals of 2024. What a nasty woman.
post 1698263353 02-23-2024, 02:16 PM
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yeah when shew as young HNNNNNG
post 1698264183 02-23-2024, 02:45 PM
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I'd imagine that she exclusively shops at whole foods, so why not.

Now if you are asking me if I'd want her, the 90s version: 100% yes, but even then she was the hippy type that didn't use deodorant or bathe, so imagine the smells. The 2024 version: only to be her sugar baby and introduce me to all her wealthy friends.
post 1698268683 02-23-2024, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By jtaylor2010⏩
She is 5’3” and 110 lbs. The average American woman is 170 lbs(which means huge amounts are 200+). She also has great face, tone, etc.
Most senior citizens start shrinking and lose weight. It'd harder for their body to absorb nutrients. It all leaks out. Which is why they wear adult diapers. Her gash probably smells like thunderpant's brain.
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Most definitely. She's a little young for me though.
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post 1698270593 02-23-2024, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By onelifterguy⏩
yeah when shew as young HNNNNNG




post 1698270803 02-23-2024, 05:32 PM
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Would have done until I learned she was one square away from being in the no wipe crew.
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