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Thread: Talking on the phone while taking a chit?

post 1698250043 02-23-2024, 07:54 AM
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Talking on the phone while taking a chit?

Is this acceptable behavior?

I was taking a serious dump and it was taking a while so I decided to give an old buddy a call. He asked me what was up and I said “taking a chit.”

He freaked out at me and hung up and the sent a rage text demanding I never do that again.

Was it that wrong?
post 1698250093 02-23-2024, 07:55 AM
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I do it all the time. I just don't tell them that I'm taking a sh!t. This includes more serious phone calls too. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 1698255763 02-23-2024, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
I do it all the time. I just don't tell them that I'm taking a sh!t. This includes more serious phone calls too. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
Noted. Only thing I think that could blow my cover is a loud “kerplunk” into the water.
post 1698255893 02-23-2024, 10:32 AM
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I attend zoom calls routinely on the toilet. On mute. Blurred background. Profit. Srs, vry srs.
post 1698255993 02-23-2024, 10:36 AM
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That's called "Shiit chat", OP. Nothin' wrong with it. Make sure to add the toilet flush in before the end of the call for maximum test gains.


Nothing like listening to a nurse tell you what to do before they ram a camera tube down your throat while taking a chit and she has no idea
post 1698256073 02-23-2024, 10:37 AM
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I did this once when taking a call and I realized how echoing it was in the bathroom. Never doing it again srs
post 1698256143 02-23-2024, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake⏩
I did this once when taking a call and I realized how echoing it was in the bathroom. Never doing it again srs
The key is to leave the door open while you chit so it doesn't echo so badly. So it only works to have the phone call poops while you are home alone. Otherwise, yeah, if you do it with the door closed, they'll instantly hear that you're in a bathroom. I learned that lesson when a bank teller said "...are you in a bathroom?" while I was chitting on a phone call once. Of course I lied and denied it, and she was polite enough to lie right back implying that she believed me and let it go even though we both knew the deal in reality.
post 1698257053 02-23-2024, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By thescapegoat⏩
is this acceptable behavior?

I was taking a serious dump and it was taking a while so i decided to give an old buddy a call. He asked me what was up and i said “taking a chit.”

he freaked out at me and hung up and the sent a rage text demanding i never do that again.

Was it that wrong?
your whole existence is wrong. You're a walking abortion.
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1698257163 02-23-2024, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By thescapegoat⏩
noted. Only thing i think that could blow my cover is a loud “kerplunk” into the water.
thats the sound of semen leaving your body
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1698257183 02-23-2024, 11:15 AM
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hey jiggy, were you ever a mod?
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post 1698257273 02-23-2024, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
I do it all the time. I just don't tell them that I'm taking a sh!t. This includes more serious phone calls too. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
bro they know. they know you're chitting.

i've been called out before
post 1698257293 02-23-2024, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By resoog⏩
hey jiggy, were you ever a mod?
they would never let me close to that kind of power.......and if they asked, i'd refuse it.
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post 1698257443 02-23-2024, 11:20 AM
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Maybe i'd take it for a day, change scapegoats pic to a rainbow and turn him red......
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
bro they know. they know you're chitting.

i've been called out before
I told you guys, it only works when you leave the bathroom door open, maybe crack the window if you have one to keep the echoing down. I got called out once too and I learned the tricks of the trade as a result. But unless you live alone/are alone at the time, you're just gonna have to hold your dump in until the phone call is ended.
post 1698259323 02-23-2024, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By JIGSAW⏩
Maybe i'd take it for a day, change scapegoats pic to a rainbow and turn him red......
Lol. Look at this Brah’s post history. Recent all posts all scapegoat threads or the subject.

Leave me alone and get back to teaching ne’er-do-wells life lessons in gruesome ways.
post 1698259363 02-23-2024, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Lol. Look at this Brah’s post history. Recent all posts all scapegoat threads or the subject.

Leave me alone and get back to teaching ne’er-do-wells life lessons in gruesome ways.
what did you think of my shiit chat posts, bro?

brb miscing from the toilet
post 1698259403 02-23-2024, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By FelixTheCat1919⏩
what did you think of my shiit chat posts, bro?

brb miscing from the toilet
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post 1698259973 02-23-2024, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By JIGSAW⏩
your whole existence is wrong. You're a walking abortion.


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I dont especially like doing it, but every so often you got some bastard on the line who WILL NOT GET OFF THE FCING PHONE so you have no choice but to ****.

Yeah you hear the sound of my piss hitting the water? That's your comeuppance for being a needy butthole who doesn't have better **** to do than chat like a teenage girl on the phone

Yeah, you like the sound of my loud bowel movements? That's your comeuppance for being a needy butthole who doesn't have better **** to do than chat like a teenage girl on the phone
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