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post 1698251893 02-23-2024, 08:44 AM
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therapist is calling me in 2 hours

tele health

what do i tell them

i honestly dont trust these people, i always think i know better

i think misc is a better therapist tbh

but im willing to concede a bit and see what they say
post 1698252003 02-23-2024, 08:49 AM
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Obviously none of your problems is your fault. Don't take any accountability for your actions and play the victim game. That's all therapists do. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 1698252033 02-23-2024, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
i think misc is a better therapist tbh
Based.
post 1698252193 02-23-2024, 08:55 AM
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Tell them you have almost 180k reps on the misc
post 1698252243 02-23-2024, 08:56 AM
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The entire profession is a farse and I wouldn't even consider engaging in the first place, but whatever works for you I suppose.
post 1698252263 02-23-2024, 08:56 AM
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Misc is my one and only therapist. JFL @ paying money so some over-educated, under-intelligent liberal woman can pull psychobabble trickery to squeeze thousands of dollars from desperate clients.
post 1698253203 02-23-2024, 09:23 AM
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Basically they just listen.

They might tell you something decent every 30 posts or so... I mean hours.
post 1698253393 02-23-2024, 09:29 AM
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better to listen to some podcasts and improve your mindset/outlook
Cobra Kai Crew

srs
post 1698253423 02-23-2024, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Misc is my one and only therapist. JFL @ paying money so some over-educated, under-intelligent liberal woman can pull psychobabble trickery to squeeze thousands of dollars from desperate clients.
A lot of times when you type out a "problem", you realize it's silly and not an actual problem that can't be solved with common sense. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 1698253503 02-23-2024, 09:31 AM
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Tell them about that cuck situation your gf put you in. Then follow that up with you got treated for the China virus.
post 1698253663 02-23-2024, 09:35 AM
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Lmao telehealth. Is that like that BetterHelp phone app or something? If I recall their therapists don't really need to do anything extensive for certification. It's like being a certified personal trainer
post 1698258133 02-23-2024, 11:36 AM
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post 1698258393 02-23-2024, 11:42 AM
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Hopefully I’m not too late absolutely do not tell them anything that might make you seem crazy or unhinged. Absolutely nothing that may even be construed as you wanting to harm someone or zomethjng, don’t mentioning lighting exes things on fire srs
post 1698260303 02-23-2024, 12:48 PM
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I fell asleep and missed my appointment lol

She answered when I called. Seems nice. Kids in the bacground screaming

I am meeting her monday for the first real appointment
post 1698260523 02-23-2024, 12:55 PM
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Why are you spending money to talk to a female that you're not going to smash?
"Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars" - Evel Knievel
post 1698260633 02-23-2024, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By stevebec⏩
Why are you spending money to talk to a female that you're not going to smash?
This
post 1698260663 02-23-2024, 01:00 PM
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Don't lie.



Tell them you literally cannot stop sucking cocks.
"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.

"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 1698261713 02-23-2024, 01:32 PM
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Just lie to them so they think they are helping you and hopefully leave you alone.
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