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post 1698301093 02-24-2024, 02:16 PM
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How often do you get a massage?

I try going atleast once a month. Helps me decompress from all the bullchit

Not talking about a rub-n-tug or happy ending
post 1698301223 02-24-2024, 02:22 PM
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bout every 3.5 weeks
post 1698301783 02-24-2024, 02:41 PM
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I used to do it a couple times a year. Really sporadic.

About a year ago, I learned the correct way to ask for a happy ending without giving the impression I am a cop. Now that I know how to communicate that, it will get a little more frequent lol.


I haven’t been back since that one time it worked, bit I have no doubt, in the future I will.
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post 1698301843 02-24-2024, 02:42 PM
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Not often enough. I've had 1 a year the past couple years.
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post 1698302123 02-24-2024, 02:48 PM
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I haven't gone in years. There was this little Asian place in San Diego, where you could get a great hour one for like $40 (30 for the actual massage, and $10 was considered a good tip). That's not normal, and I don't know if that was a money laundering operation, or something. I'm in a much lower COL area now, and the average one is much more expensive.
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Have you tried going no pillow and mattress ?

Really helps the back
post 1698302303 02-24-2024, 02:53 PM
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every Saturday afternoon
i alter it betweeein a normal massage and a massage with happy ending


feels good man


opie would you give a man a happy ending massage ?
post 1698302513 02-24-2024, 02:58 PM
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Before Covid, it was 2-3 times per month like clockwork. Then my Chinese guy who did a great massage for $45/hr disappeared, and everybody else is like $80+ per hour now. I still occasionally go to the Massage School and it's like $55/hr, but can be hit or miss and it's usually not worth it.

I think I'm just spoiled after having spent months in SE Asia, as you have a tough time paying that much after getting daily massages for like $7.
post 1698302713 02-24-2024, 03:03 PM
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They been jacking their prices up like everything else
post 1698302833 02-24-2024, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
I haven't gone in years. There was this little Asian place in San Diego, where you could get a great hour one for like $40 (30 for the actual massage, and $10 was considered a good tip). That's not normal, and I don't know if that was a money laundering operation, or something. I'm in a much lower COL area now, and the average one is much more expensive.
Almost every asian 'massage' place around me is a rub-n-tug. Even if they advertise otherwise I wouldn't trust it
Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Have you tried going no pillow and mattress ?

Really helps the back
I have some upper shoulder tension but back is fine for the most part
post 1698302973 02-24-2024, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
Almost every asian 'massage' place around me is a rub-n-tug. Even if they advertise otherwise I wouldn't trust it
You don’t have to participate in that.

I imagine they prefer customers who do not lol.

You know they don’t rape you, right? They get permission. They don’t just start whacking off.

If you want to use if for its intended purpose, you can do that.

You may know that, it was just weird how you said don’t trust them lol.
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post 1698303173 02-24-2024, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted By LunarMisc⏩
Once every other month maybe


is it just my area or are there tons of asian massage places everywhere? Like strip malls n all that



Idk, to me, the chase/wondering if it's going to be one of 'those' places is more fun than actually finding a place and doing that. Would be more fun to find a girl my age who is THINKING about doing it, not one who does 'those' kind all the time

Does anyone get that?
I mean, it's usually pretty easy to tell if it's one of those massage places. However, I did go to one in California a couple months back that I thought was for sure one and ended up getting a massage from some Chinese guy which was totally unexpected.
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Almost never tbh, which is a shame cos I actually enjoy massages.

Thing is due to being seasoned wh0remaxxer I always view massages as sexual and expect a OWO and CIM finish.
post 1698303323 02-24-2024, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
You don’t have to participate in that.

I imagine they prefer customers who do not lol.

You know they don’t rape you, right? They get permission. They don’t just start whacking off.

If you want to use if for its intended purpose, you can do that.

You may know that, it was just weird how you said don’t trust them lol.
Rub n Tugs profile their clients and start testing you to see if you're interested. Usually if you're a single guy who gets completely naked for the massage, they will start getting very close to your dick and bootyhole before propositioning the happy ending.

I've never once been to a Rub n Tug and not been already fully aroused by the time she asked if I wanted something sexual. They make a point to get you hard as a rock beforehand so you pretty much have to say yes.
post 1698303393 02-24-2024, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
You don’t have to participate in that.

I imagine they prefer customers who do not lol.

You know they don’t rape you, right? They get permission. They don’t just start whacking off.

If you want to use if for its intended purpose, you can do that.

You may know that, it was just weird how you said don’t trust them lol.
Not against it, been to a few in the past. But they usually give crap massages. They're aware that people only go there for handjobs
post 1698303463 02-24-2024, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Almost never tbh, which is a shame cos I actually enjoy massages.

Thing is due to being seasoned wh0remaxxer I always view massages as sexual and expect a OWO and CIM finish.
Lol, if I'm getting an Asian massage, I pretty much expect it as well. I had a 90 minute massage from some Thai lady last month in Houston and she was strattling my back for a long time and working my inner thighs. Althought it was a legit massage place, I was openly hard as a rock and figured there was a good chance she'd finish it off.

Ended up not doing anything, so as soon as she left I just jerked off while laying there.
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
Almost every asian 'massage' place around me is a rub-n-tug. Even if they advertise otherwise I wouldn't trust it
"lets travel to the US and become rub n tug masters!"

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About every 3-4 months. I went a few weeks ago, but was a bit put off that my regular Asian masseuse (also a naked facesitter) was a few months pregnant. It wasn't me who knocked her up, but no way will I want some chick sitting on my face in a few months about to give birth out of both holes.
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post 1698303863 02-24-2024, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
Not against it, been to a few in the past. But they usually give crap massages. They're aware that people only go there for handjobs
That makes sense. I have never been to like a sports practitioner or any other professional massage setting so I lack perspective there. I guess I just assumed, unless it is for some specific medical purpose, a massage is a massage. I do see how the professionalism of a company that does that can be a turn off, not that you were concerned about the rape lol.
Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Rub n Tugs profile their clients and start testing you to see if you're interested. Usually if you're a single guy who gets completely naked for the massage, they will start getting very close to your dick and bootyhole before propositioning the happy ending.

I've never once been to a Rub n Tug and not been already fully aroused by the time she asked if I wanted something sexual. They make a point to get you hard as a rock beforehand so you pretty much have to say yes.
So the last time I went, the only time I successfully did it, I took a cialis about an hour before hand lol. Just a shot in the dark.

I made sure to flex and let it flop around obviously lol. And I was acting receptive to perceived advances like moaning.

She just straight asked me lol.

I didn’t know they use it as a gauge, I just figuring she might like what she sees lol.

That makes sense.

If I go there and do not want to be touched inappropriately, now that I have a greater understanding of their approach, I would just articulate that too them.

Simple little one liner, just here for an amazing massage, nothing else. I bet they would appreciate that.
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
You don’t have to participate in that.

I imagine they prefer customers who do not lol.

You know they don’t rape you, right? They get permission. They don’t just start whacking off.

If you want to use if for its intended purpose, you can do that.

You may know that, it was just weird how you said don’t trust them lol.
If its a jack shack they WANT those customers because the tip is higher. They going to be big mad when you got massaged for 45 minutes them tell then no touchy and give them a 20 dollar tip.
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Originally Posted By thursdayParty1⏩
Not talking about a rub-n-tug or happy ending
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
If its a jack shack they WANT those customers because the tip is higher. They going to be big mad when you got massaged for 45 minutes them tell then no touchy and give them a 20 dollar tip.
I know I am projecting here, but I imagine that is a depressing af job.

Probably not as bad as stripping but imagine some of the customers you have to touch.

I bet if they are too gross, and the employee does not want to mess with them, they just reiterate their “policy” that happy endings are not allowed and even asking for one can get you banned lol.
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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk⏩
About every 3-4 months. I went a few weeks ago, but was a bit put off that my regular Asian masseuse (also a naked facesitter) was a few months pregnant. It wasn't me who knocked her up, but no way will I want some chick sitting on my face in a few months about to give birth out of both holes.
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
You don’t have to participate in that.

I imagine they prefer customers who do not lol.
I can't imagine this is true. It's a lot of cash for a few minutes of minor wrist exercise.

Much less effort and better pay than the other parts of their job.
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[QUOTE=OliverHeldens post_id=1698302513]Before Covid, it was 2-3 times per month like clockwork. Then my Chinese [B]guy[B/] who did a great massage for $45/hr disappeared, and everybody else is like $80+ per hour now. I still occasionally go to the Massage School and it's like $55/hr, but can be hit or miss and it's usually not worth it.

I think I'm just spoiled after having spent months in SE Asia, as you have a tough time paying that much after getting daily massages for like $7.[/QUOTE]
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
I can't imagine this is true. It's a lot of cash for a few minutes of minor wrist exercise.

Much less effort and better pay than the other parts of their job.
ETerrible presented a similar position.

I guess I add too much value to it. I accept both yours and his sentiment.

I just feel like I would starve to death before doing certain things for money. I know I am projecting and that it is easy for me to say that since I am not currently hungry.
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I’ve never had a massage in my life srs.

I’m sure they’re nice but idk, I don’t like people touching me.
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
I’ve never had a massage in my life srs.

I’m sure they’re nice but idk, I don’t like people touching me.
Find a hot asian or thai girl and its a goat feeling. Theyll relieve tension that you didnt even know you had
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