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post 1698404283 02-26-2024, 11:17 PM
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Last night was not my proudest moment. Feeling like chit afterwards

Ever since I ended with a main girl a few months back, I've been trying to fill my dry spell period

I've been going on dates and I got fatfished last night. It was a bit embarrassing being at the bar which I use as my go-to venue and everyone knowing what looks to be a date.

Her best asset was her large breasts and ok face but she was heavier with a short and stocky body type. Our conversation was more akin to a hookup so I decided to walk her back to my place mainly because I wanted to see her large breasts. Can't believe I got so desperate like this. Just a few months ago, I wouldn't even entertain someone like her.

It seemed like she had been touch starved and wanted to cuddle a lot. I didn't want to have sex with her and she wanted me to finger her. I kind of did reluctantly finger her to get her horny because I was aiming for a BJ. I did get a brief BJ from her but she stopped and wanted to go to sleep. She said "tomorrow I'll suck you all you want". Not sure why she was delaying it, maybe didn't want to look like a sloot. But after a little time longer, she did give me a full BJ and I came quick since she was very good at it before she went home.

But seeing this fat foid laying next to me and thinking about this situation of how low I stooped as I compare with some other recent girls especially the main girl who was 10x more attractive made me feel like chit.

/dear diary
post 1698404353 02-26-2024, 11:20 PM
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Low test
post 1698404423 02-26-2024, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerFUKT⏩
Low test
I like slim thick girls, not HTC fat foids
post 1698404453 02-26-2024, 11:24 PM
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Cot dayum brah, seems like a low point but its really not.. dont worry about the sloots and theyll come for you.

Get into your hobbies/work/lifting and sloots will smell it a mile away
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post 1698404493 02-26-2024, 11:26 PM
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Stay positive. It could always be worse. Believe it or not right as you were banging that fat girl, johnny was blowing his own back out with a 2 liter bottle of coke.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1698404563 02-26-2024, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Stay positive. It could always be worse. Believe it or not right as you were banging that fat girl, johnny was blowing his own back out with a 2 liter bottle of coke.
fuking lol
post 1698404683 02-26-2024, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Stay positive. It could always be worse. Believe it or not right as you were banging that fat girl, johnny was blowing his own back out with a 2 liter bottle of coke.
post 1698404843 02-26-2024, 11:48 PM
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I think many of us have been there though, OP. As long as you didn't get any STDs, think of it as a learning experience - don't sleep with anyone just because.
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post 1698404873 02-26-2024, 11:49 PM
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R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
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post 1698404903 02-26-2024, 11:51 PM
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nice pics, negged
post 1698406693 02-27-2024, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Stay positive. It could always be worse. Believe it or not right as you were banging that fat girl, johnny was blowing his own back out with a 2 liter bottle of coke.
Took me a couple minutes. I actually don't mind his anti fat Mexican women rants though. We need more of that.
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post 1698423903 02-27-2024, 10:35 AM
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You are looking at it all wrong.

You got a great blow job while 99% of the rest of men got the joy of jerking it at best.

You have nothing to feel bad about, quite the opposite, you should stand tall and be proud.
"To be a warrior is not a simple matter of wishing to be one. It is rather an endless struggle that will go on to the very last moment of our lives. Nobody is born a warrior, in exactly the same way that nobody is born an average man. We make ourselves into one or the other."-- Carlos Castaneda
post 1698424373 02-27-2024, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You are looking at it all wrong.

You got a great blow job while 99% of the rest of men got the joy of jerking it at best.

You have nothing to feel bad about, quite the opposite, you should stand tall and be proud.
Spoken like a true cocksman.
post 1698424513 02-27-2024, 10:49 AM
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Happens to the best of us
post 1698424543 02-27-2024, 10:50 AM
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Don't care, had sex.

On to the next.
post 1698424613 02-27-2024, 10:51 AM
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You don't take those types of girls to the bar where everyone knows you.
post 1698424723 02-27-2024, 10:53 AM
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That one chubby girl that frequents the bar saw that last night and will finally muster the courage to sit next to you. Don't make a habit out of it homie.
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post 1698424743 02-27-2024, 10:54 AM
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could be worse

I can't think of how at the moment, but I'll edit this post if I do
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post 1698425043 02-27-2024, 11:02 AM
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I learnt many years ago that smashing these sub par chicks is not worth it.

You feel like a fuking loser as soon as you cum.

Better to just go home alone than fuk some ugly hoe.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1698425263 02-27-2024, 11:06 AM
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Delete this.
post 1698425483 02-27-2024, 11:09 AM
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Ive never gotten a bad BJ from a fat girl, it's what they were born to do.
post 1698425813 02-27-2024, 11:16 AM
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Lol I never understood why dudes don't just 360 and walk away when she turns out to be a lardass.

"Nah it's okay because other dudes elsewhere in the world arenot having sex with lardasses"

Damn imagine wearing that as a badge
post 1698426973 02-27-2024, 11:42 AM
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Hole is hole boyo, just don't tell anyone else about it.
post 1698427143 02-27-2024, 11:46 AM
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post 1698427203 02-27-2024, 11:47 AM
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any pics?
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post 1698427293 02-27-2024, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
could be worse

I can't think of how at the moment, but I'll edit this post if I do
He didn’t post about an overwhelming disgusting stink of dead fish coming from the vagina while fingering, which if I remember correctly is basically a coin flip with fat chicks.
post 1698427383 02-27-2024, 11:51 AM
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You got a Beej (and apparently a great one) from a fatty. Things could be much worse. Better a big titty fat girl than a tranny or jerking it alone. Head Up OP, look at this as getting back in the game, the only way to go from here is Up.
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post 1698427583 02-27-2024, 11:55 AM
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did you smell your finger after inserting it and rubbing it into an obese female?
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post 1698427623 02-27-2024, 11:55 AM
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Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to see you do it.

Also, how bout some pics?
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Lol I never understood why dudes don't just 360 and walk away when she turns out to be a lardass.

"Nah it's okay because other dudes elsewhere in the world arenot having sex with lardasses"

Damn imagine wearing that as a badge
From the brief meeting, I could tell it would be an easy BJ so that's why I didn't 360 out of it right then

Fat foids are still useful for getting head / titty fuking, not for sex
Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
He didn’t post about an overwhelming disgusting stink of dead fish coming from the vagina while fingering, which if I remember correctly is basically a coin flip with fat chicks.
Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
did you smell your finger after inserting it and rubbing it into an obese female?
She had no smell at all
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