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post 1698504453 02-29-2024, 06:36 AM
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40k and 3 eggs

Me and my wife have been married 35 years, and I’ve always told her not to look in the safe. The other day I was out and she looked in the safe. I got back from the grocery store and she was like “I looked in the safe and there was $40,000 in cash and 3 eggs… what are the eggs for?”

“Well every time I shag somebody else’s wife I put an egg in there.”

“Oh that’s not bad for 35 years”

“Yeah well every time I get a dozen I sell them and that’s where the money comes from.”
post 1698504773 02-29-2024, 06:46 AM
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Dumb, ghey, and negged.



Srs, vry srs.
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