Anyone else feel smug they aren’t dead or homeless yet?

03-01-2024, 04:56 PM

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Anyone else feel smug they aren’t dead or homeless yet?

I feel myself walking around with my chest out and a big smile on my face, feel like a complete alpha male sometimes because it’s another week I’m not homeless or dead. Feel superior to everyone’s else because of this. Srs

One of these days won’t be the case, but gonna continue feeling smug until then.

03-01-2024, 05:15 PM

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Nope. Most of the time these past few years got me feeling like being alive probably isn’t any better than being dead.

03-01-2024, 05:19 PM

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Good. Now call your mother OP and tell her you love her

03-01-2024, 05:19 PM

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How's the Addy brah

03-01-2024, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted By Paul

Good. Now call your mother OP and tell her you love her

No. She doesn’t want to hear from me. She calls me like once every 3 months. Texts me maybe once a week.

Only times she talks to me she sounds like she’s talking to

A. A retarded person
B. A dying person
C. Someone you are disappointed in and don’t like but view as a stain on your life

Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩

How's the Addy brah

Haven’t been taking it much

Trying to save it as i am currently undergoing a change in healthcare situation

But I guess it works, only have 5mg pills tho so that’s pretty low for someone who weighs 235

03-01-2024, 07:08 PM

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Feel better knowing Ive been medically dead multiple times (overdose) and homeless. But living an above average successful life now.

03-01-2024, 07:10 PM

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that's a real low bar to be smug about.

i bet you wish you could feel smug about not being gay as hell

03-01-2024, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩

I feel myself walking around with my chest out and a big smile on my face, feel like a complete alpha male sometimes because it’s another week I’m not homeless or dead. Feel superior to everyone’s else because of this. Srs

One of these days won’t be the case, but gonna continue feeling smug until then.

Genuinely curious OP, if it came down to you becoming homeless, do you have anyone in your life to turn to who might be able to help you out or would you actually become homeless?

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03-01-2024, 07:42 PM

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Don't worry bro, house of cards are going to fall on a lot of people.

Denial is a disease and a lot of these people trying to like a millionaire are going to be roping with bungee cord off the golden gate bridge.

Will be there with my new Iphone 15 pro max 512gb storage and recording it so I can post to the gram and get like a million followers.

03-01-2024, 07:44 PM

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think you forgot to log in as GMiscer m8

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03-01-2024, 07:47 PM

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Actually yes srs

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03-01-2024, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩

that's a real low bar to be smug about.

i bet you wish you could feel smug about not being gay as hell

Lol I must have offended you at some point in the past, you seem upset. Neg me, follow me around in my threads. Odd.

Well, I have literally no clue who you are so whatever it was, I apologize. Srs!

There, now you can move on

03-01-2024, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩

Lol I must have offended you at some point in the past, you seem upset. Neg me, follow me around in my threads. Odd.

Well, I have literally no clue who you are so whatever it was, I apologize. Srs!

There, now you can move on

Why are you ignoring my funny relevant response to your question in my thread and my callout thread? Tempted to neg.

03-01-2024, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩

Nope. Most of the time these past few years got me feeling like being alive probably isn’t any better than being dead.

probably because you spend your life stalking girls online that don't know you exist

imagine how fulfilling life might be if you weren't a fukking deranged freak

03-01-2024, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck⏩

probably because you spend your life stalking girls online that don't know you exist

imagine how fulfilling life might be if you weren't a fukking deranged freak

Cool im sure ur mom is proud of raising a bully

03-01-2024, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩

Why are you ignoring my funny relevant response to your question in my thread and my callout thread? Tempted to neg.

Bro did it ever occur to you that not everyone feverishly refreshes and scrolls through the Misc every fukin second, sweat pouring down their face, hyperventilating, shaking, shivering, face locked in a wretched expression of horror, like you?

03-01-2024, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩

Bro did it ever occur to you that not everyone feverishly refreshes and scrolls through the Misc every fukin second, sweat pouring down their face, hyperventilating, shaking, shivering, face locked in a wretched expression of horror, like you?

Would have been gold if u skipped the “like you” part. Uncalled for and rude.

03-01-2024, 08:57 PM

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