The blonde one

Blonde, not even close.

Yeah what ^^ said

the blonde with the penis

The blonde by far. There's something off about the brunette's face. She's not ugly, but also not memorable. The blonde is hot.

Will go against the grain and say brunette. Milkers look great and likely has better ass.

This lmao

Look at the difference in facial symmetry

I really cant decide myself

i prefer the brunette, she looks class and crazy at the same time

Blonde, not even close.

Blonde=6 Brown =4

White girls are so YUCK after being with asian girls lol.

But you've never been with an Asian girl. You've only smashed hookers and never dated.

Would be lucky to be with either

blonde on the left:





brunette on the right:

holy chit what a fumb ducking video that was. I only got to 15 seconds.

brb be a woman with a youtube channel
brb "omg you guys dating is kinda weird, lol!"
brb simp following
brb "okz so we're gonna rate your tinder profiles thx for the submissions"

I hate this timeline I want off

Was going to say blonde but after seeing the pics ^, going with the brunette

Yeah, the brunette is actually low key smoking hot.

Yep, I agree. More of a modest, yet sexy look. The blonde catches your attention more initially, but nekkid I'd much rather the brunette.

I think her attractiveness is more on the obvious side, not low key or modest

Brunette

Blonde by a country mile, not even remotely close.

the blonde

i genuinely don't understand how anybody could think they glean anything from a dating app profile.

are these people showing the worst things about them? are they even showing anything that is not hand picked, at angle/ coloring they like, doing something they like/ want you to see?

you're analyzing a fabrication and or what they want you to see

that is like such a tiny % of being real even in the less grandiose vision of being ideal; in other words, your real life. so, for instance, i could post my legit real life. every single mundane nuance, like waking up, brushing my teeth, and going to the bathroom. not that exciting. then i can go the idealistic - what i think people want to see, which is another fraction of truth. like going to a rock climbing gym and taking a vid there but never doing it again

in all honesty, i think most people's profiles are probably: not real life + idealistic version

also, when i first saw the video i said blonde. but after the pics of that brunettes body, imma go brunette