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post 1698758663 03-05-2024, 07:15 AM
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What’s the biggest crime you’ve ever committed?

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post 1698758693 03-05-2024, 07:17 AM
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Domestic, battery and manslaughter to my pink thing.

Wasn't a pretty sight.
post 1698759013 03-05-2024, 07:25 AM
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Lmao nice try FBI
post 1698759113 03-05-2024, 07:28 AM
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Nice ****ing try FBI



There are a lot, they are significant, and I will never be held accountable for them.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1698759213 03-05-2024, 07:32 AM
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I snowboarded once
post 1698759273 03-05-2024, 07:33 AM
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Ran through a wheat field.
post 1698759473 03-05-2024, 07:38 AM
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Turning down a few threesomes with HOT AF chicks.
Ultra-Low Test Crew
MAGA
post 1698759483 03-05-2024, 07:38 AM
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once piitb of a girl without asking
Misc Entrepreneur Crew
post 1698759543 03-05-2024, 07:40 AM
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Injecting meth while being a Coyote for the Cartels.
You are your thoughts. Life is perception, thoughts are perception, perception is reality ergo thoughts are reality, I think therefore I am.
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post 1698759763 03-05-2024, 07:46 AM
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Human consumption of research chemicals.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 1698759893 03-05-2024, 07:48 AM
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Grand theft auto
post 1698760373 03-05-2024, 07:58 AM
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Charged, suspected, convicted? or havent been caught yet?



Never mind, I have never committed a crime or even thought of breaking the laws.

I also report any suspicious activity to appropriate authorities asap. #bluelivesmatter
post 1698760433 03-05-2024, 08:00 AM
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post 1698761083 03-05-2024, 08:14 AM
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nice try cop

fuk off
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1698761153 03-05-2024, 08:15 AM
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Discovered a little over 480K on a drug bust, logged in 400K.
Astro Gym, Covina CA: 1979-2005
The Last Real Gym.
post 1698762563 03-05-2024, 08:47 AM
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I forgot about jury duty once


Nothing fukking happened srs
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post 1698763713 03-05-2024, 09:15 AM
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The worst I did was Bankruptcy fraud, even though it would be hard to prove.

I had several debt lawsuits against me, so I filed Chapter 13 to get rid of the lawsuits, then voluntarily dismissed my BK petition. The trustee e-mailed all my creditors to let them know of the dismissal, and they were supposed to re-instate those lawsuits, but they never did, which is what I was counting on, as the original staute of limitaions had passed in the meantime.

Usually the lawsuits and BK toll (pause) the SOL, and they were supposed to know that, but it's all automated these days and I started getting collection letters after the dismissal that admitted the SOL had passed.
post 1698763753 03-05-2024, 09:16 AM
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One time when I was like 13 years old me and the homies were chillin and we smoked some ganja and I had it in my shirt but not a pocket I cut a hole in the shorts (basketball shorts) and so the ganja was at the very bottom of the shorts and we walked to my buddy’s house and I can’t remember why but maybe his mom had a cop come to the house idk but he was there and he searched all of us the mom didn’t even know about the pot I think it was between buddy and his sister but got away with a close one
Jesus gang ✝️
God Bless You
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post 1698763943 03-05-2024, 09:20 AM
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I was arrested for vandalism (graffiti) when I was 18

They had a huge stack of photos of tons of my paintings all over the state

They tried to charge me with like 300k in destruction to state property

Dumb ****in detectives tried to say I painted everything, even though they presented photos of underpasses with dozens of paintings on them, with things that clearly weren't the name I was painting. They basically just wanted me to take the wrap for all the graffiti in every picture taken even if it was much more than mine

Judge gave me a 500 dollar fine and no restitution. My lawyer was golf bros with the prosecutor


American legal system is a joke
post 1698764653 03-05-2024, 09:33 AM
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I stole the Prime Minister's dog. (He stole her from me first).
"Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars" - Evel Knievel
post 1698764783 03-05-2024, 09:35 AM
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Nothing will ever be worse than January 6th
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post 1698765033 03-05-2024, 09:40 AM
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post 1698766113 03-05-2024, 10:01 AM
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The third "S" in shoot, shovel, and shut up is always the one that gets people in trouble.
MFC
post 1698767393 03-05-2024, 10:26 AM
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sodomy on op's mom
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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post 1698767673 03-05-2024, 10:31 AM
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FBI? Nice try.
Nah bro I’m sweet.
post 1698768013 03-05-2024, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By FarmersSon⏩
The third "S" in shoot, shovel, and shut up is always the one that gets people in trouble.
Pretty sure the statute of limitations has passed in my case plus completely different jurisdiction. He had the cops come take her back the next day anyway.
"Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars" - Evel Knievel
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Committed fraud for 12 years and got away with it srs.

I grew up in the inner city, that’s where I lived and was raised by my single dad. The neighborhood was rough and the public schools were terrible/dangerous. My family couldn’t afford private schools, so we used my grandparent’s address in the suburbs so I could attend suburban schools. Never got caught. I graduated there and the statute of limitations has expired so all good now.
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Pretty sure I've misgendered some ph4ggots on YouTube. Literally Hitler.
*MFC*
*MAGA*



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post 1698798453 03-05-2024, 10:42 PM
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I have a grave waiting for me decades from now. That's where said information will go.
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
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FLAT: 225x15 INCLINE DB 100x15 incline bench 225x8 deadlift: [RETIRED!! OUTTA HERE] FS: 225X14
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