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03-07-2024, 12:50 AM
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Jaguar EV tries to kill its owner

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Cliffs car speeds up when he hit brakes, system error..

I’ll stick to my M2
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03-07-2024, 01:08 AM
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LOL. Reminds me of the book, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep". Fkn robots going rougue and killing their masters n chit.



Next thing you know the Brits are going to banish all self driving cars to Africa or some shii like that lol.
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03-07-2024, 01:31 AM
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EV's no thx bro.


Maybe if the battery becomes a lot better
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03-07-2024, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted By theory816⏩
LOL. Reminds me of the book, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep". Fkn robots going rougue and killing their masters n chit.



Next thing you know the Brits are going to banish all self driving cars to Africa or some shii like that lol.
Er no
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03-07-2024, 04:09 AM
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lmao EVcels when will they learn
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03-07-2024, 04:45 AM
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Mr Owen revealed to MailOnline that a similar incident happened to him on December 23.

He recalled: 'I was driving at 3am in the morning after I finished one of my previous jobs, it happened exactly the same, I had no control of the vehicle. At the time, it did speed up to about 120mph, so it was going pretty quick.

'I ended up phoning the police, the same how I did with this one. I managed to get the car into neutral after me pressing the buttons on the side of the I-Pace.

'It didn't work this time but last time I managed to get it in neutral so the car ended up stopping with the help of the police in front of me and behind me slowing down as well.

Mr Owen said he has also had another incident where his battery died while he was on the motorway last April - just a month after he bought the vehicle.

'I was driving the vehicle and I had about 100 miles still left and I was literally just driving about 20 miles and I lost pretty much all that charge and car stopped in motorway and I got recovered - it took about 8 hours to recover the vehicle,' he said.

'Everything literally just shuts off. The wheels clamp up because its electric, I can't take the handbrake off.'

Mr Owen said that he would definitely not be getting a Jaguar or an electric car again.


Just lol @ EV's srs.
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03-07-2024, 05:23 AM
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Jaguar makes an electric vehicle? they never got a gas motor car to work right and theyre getting into EV? jaguar is the ****tiest vehicle made.
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03-07-2024, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
Jaguar makes an electric vehicle? they never got a gas motor car to work right and theyre getting into EV? jaguar is the ****tiest vehicle made.
Jag are going all electric by 2025.
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03-07-2024, 06:07 AM
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Should have bought a Tesla
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03-07-2024, 06:16 AM
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Jaguar, one of the most horrible unreliable cars ever made, malfunctions, as it always does.

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03-07-2024, 06:32 AM
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on some real ish, that must have been scary, imagine bobbing and weaving through traffic at 100 miles an hour while on the phone with cops for 30 minutes, damn
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03-07-2024, 09:29 AM
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IN order to meet Bidens idiotic electric vehicle mandates we need more charging stations.

They are bragging it up that we currently have 170k of them like its some great achievement.

We need 2 million of them. Thats the minimum estimate.

You can do the math
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03-07-2024, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
Jaguar makes an electric vehicle? they never got a gas motor car to work right and theyre getting into EV? jaguar is the ****tiest vehicle made.
I’m sorry you can’t afford one

That epace is rapid. Had one pull away from me never seen a car that big move like that
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03-07-2024, 10:40 AM
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on some real ish, that must have been scary, imagine bobbing and weaving through traffic at 100 miles an hour while on the phone with cops for 30 minutes, damn
He was probably speeding, went past a cop car and used the old accelerator stuck excuse
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03-07-2024, 11:06 AM
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I’m sorry you can’t afford one

That epace is rapid. Had one pull away from me never seen a car that big move like that
Must be exciting going from 0-20 in a roundabout on your way to tescos so you can buy bread in a can
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03-07-2024, 11:09 AM
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A car maker known for vehicles with electrical issues making an EV? What could possibly go wrong?
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03-07-2024, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
Jaguar makes an electric vehicle? they never got a gas motor car to work right and theyre getting into EV? jaguar is the ****tiest vehicle made.
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03-07-2024, 11:15 AM
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03-07-2024, 11:17 AM
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The Jaguar EV mistook the driver for SamsBolton and tried to do the world a favour by ending the cnt
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03-07-2024, 11:34 AM
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we just ignoring that a near minimum wage job like his can afford to drive around in a $80-100K car?
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03-07-2024, 11:51 AM
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All cars can be hacked, morans.



The jews can hack your car as well as other cars if they wanted. Its all by design.
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03-07-2024, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
Jaguar, one of the most horrible unreliable cars ever made, malfunctions, as it always does.

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This is a bit different from someone's car not starting.
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03-07-2024, 02:37 PM
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we just ignoring that a near minimum wage job like his can afford to drive around in a $80-100K car?
Northern English standards m8 he makes good money.
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03-07-2024, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By BespokenBrah⏩
All cars can be hacked, morans.



The jews can hack your car as well as other cars if they wanted. Its all by design.
You're 100% right and I've known this for years (srs) they're going to blame it on artificial intelligence becoming "sentient" and turning on the drivers

Paul walker was murdered that way, srs. with just about ANY modern car they can take over ur steering wheel and drive you into a wall or a tree.with EV's it's too easy.
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