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post 1699182213 03-14-2024, 06:42 AM
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  1. Eatforgains
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I started selling viagra in public bathrooms

Last night this dude brought this chick in the bathroom where I set up shop and I gave him my usual sales pitch “don’t go limp like a soggy digestive buy these.”

He didn’t buy these..


Later I was told he went limp like a soggy digestive…

I tried to warn you pal
post 1699182293 03-14-2024, 06:43 AM
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Its over for soggy biscuit dinks
post 1699182873 03-14-2024, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech
Its over for soggy biscuit dinks
At least it's not alimpbizkit....

Is your mouth writing checks that your ass can't cash, OP?
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1699183393 03-14-2024, 07:19 AM
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Men's room no doubt

Wait for seabass
post 1699183503 03-14-2024, 07:23 AM
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Sounds like the f*cking knob cheese failed to lick her clit
FL > PA
post 1699183563 03-14-2024, 07:24 AM
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What a drunk boy
post 1699183653 03-14-2024, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Roldz
Sounds like the f*cking knob cheese failed to lick her clit
Lol,fkn dumb whores
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