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post 1699292743 03-16-2024, 02:38 PM
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Tips for working a corporate job?

I'm doing entry level stuff at a bank but quickly got a promotion - after a year. I know a guy working here for 12 years and he only just got promoted to the same level I did

Here's a backstory of my career so far:

-First impressions of me by my training manager was that I needed "extra help" but would come good
-My manager was super strict with me and I got into trouble when I first started because I didn't understand **** and asked her and others for help
-Fast forward a year, I'm one of the best in my job, whenever she needs something doing, she'll ask me
-Created a training pack for my team regarding a particular subject, she liked it so much, it got recommended to the other teams and they all used my material for training
-I have been asked to train a new starter recently because they were ass. The manager who asked me barely even knows me, but my name is now out there. In a corporate environment, it's more who you know not what you do.


I'm working towards another promotion, there's only 2 roles I can think of above my role and that's a team manager and a change delivery manager. The current team managers manager I've been told is an ******* though. A micromanager who probably has a humiliation fetish. Whether or not he's good at his job is to be confirmed since he's relatively new. But what's the incentive to be a manager when the people below you scratch their ass all day, never learn from their mistakes etc. some of my colleagues are straight up retarded and never fail to surprise me with some of the **** they get up to

Surely a team manager is the worst role possible? Depending on your manager above you, you could have constant heat and unrealistic demands etc.

Also what's your tips on networking?
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post 1699292973 03-16-2024, 02:47 PM
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Just don’t try and smash, they’ll make fun of your micropeen and once that info gets out it’s over for you
post 1699292983 03-16-2024, 02:47 PM
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Just say you're gay, and you'll get a promotion.
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post 1699293113 03-16-2024, 02:51 PM
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post 1699293193 03-16-2024, 02:55 PM
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Don’t.


But if you have to, be the baddest one there but do not let anyone know you are.

Sit back and take everything. Let them flex their small cocks and keep your hand to your self.

Do your job well, make your boss look good and shut up.

Give up your core values and any sense of integrity.

Be willing to break the law for the company but understand they will hang you out to protect themselves.

Become an *******. Use human beings and their lives as your own tool for personal gain.

Completely give up any idea of the fundamental golden rule, human compassion, and empathy. Pretend to be a Christian but absolutely do not live like it. People are your tool for your own success.

Do not engage in any emotional relationships. Use sex and romantical lies against women.

Every human is a tool for your personal use.



Recommendation: money will never provide you the satisfaction raw human compassion will. It is imaginary numbers on a screen, and subordinates would rather you die a horrible death than have any positive feeling for you but they will never say it.

Your friends will be as temporary as the money you are making and just as fake.

It is a waste of a life and only propagates the collective insanity of the species.

We are not intelligent.
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post 1699293663 03-16-2024, 03:10 PM
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My advice is quit and become an entrepreneur.
post 1699293773 03-16-2024, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
Don’t.


But if you have to, be the baddest one there but do not let anyone know you are.

Sit back and take everything. Let them flex their small cocks and keep your hand to your self.

Do your job well, make your boss look good and shut up.

Give up your core values and any sense of integrity.

Be willing to break the law for the company but understand they will hang you out to protect themselves.

Become an *******. Use human beings and their lives as your own tool for personal gain.

Completely give up any idea of the fundamental golden rule, human compassion, and empathy. Pretend to be a Christian but absolutely do not live like it. People are your tool for your own success.

Do not engage in any emotional relationships. Use sex and romantical lies against women.

Every human is a tool for your personal use.



Recommendation: money will never provide you the satisfaction raw human compassion will. It is imaginary numbers on a screen, and subordinates would rather you die a horrible death than have any positive feeling for you but they will never say it.

Your friends will be as temporary as the money you are making and just as fake.

It is a waste of a life and only propagates the collective insanity of the species.

We are not intelligent.
post 1699294373 03-16-2024, 03:30 PM
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Working a corporate job is a great way to lose your soul and forget who you truly are as a man (ded fkin srs).
post 1699294623 03-16-2024, 03:36 PM
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you're already fkin up buddy. if you want help in the corporate world you don't ask for "tips" you ask for "please advise"
post 1699297783 03-16-2024, 05:03 PM
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post 1699298303 03-16-2024, 05:15 PM
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