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03-16-2024, 03:24 PM
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Reverse Aging Coming Soon to a Theater Near You



Suppose they might already have this at your local Police Necromancy Lab.

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https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9785764/

[ Normal cells are mortal because telomeres shorten at each division. Immortal cancer cells express the enzyme telomerase that prevents shortening. Recently, it was discovered that the telomerase gene when inserted into normal cells immortalizes them. ]

I hear, "possibly full body rejuvenation", but that looks like full rejuvenation to me.
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03-16-2024, 03:34 PM
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03-16-2024, 03:35 PM
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Is it 5 years away like the cure for balding?

Actually it’ll probably be here before that tbh
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03-16-2024, 03:38 PM
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03-16-2024, 03:47 PM
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I'll wait a bit on it, but epithalon is a peptide that's been around for awhile that activates telomerase. Not an age reverser, but it does slow ageing. Usually subcu injected but I think it can also be used in a nasal spray with bacteriostatic water. I've thought about buying it, but before I do I'm living as clean as possible, going to do a month of sulfurophane and some medicinal mushrooms, and a 5 day fast to make sure I'm not activating telomerase in any possible precancerous cells.
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03-16-2024, 03:50 PM
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Learn how to age gracefully and die when it's your time you God hating Frankenstein's monster.
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03-16-2024, 03:55 PM
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Sounds “safe and effective” all over again
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03-16-2024, 04:08 PM
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Learn how to age gracefully and die when it's your time you God hating Frankenstein's monster.
Absolute haram. If through treatments both my brain and the rest of my body were to only biologically age let's say a year over the next 20 years, you can bet your sweet ass I'm up for that. It's not just about looking young, that's a side bonus. Anything that slows or reverses ageing also slows the chronic conditions associated with ageing like heart disease, metabolic syndrome, worse vision, muscle loss, loss of bone mass, mental confusion, etc. I'm over 40 now and have zero health issues, but I know by the time I'm 60 some schit will start. The worst I've ever had health related are some injuries (car accident related) and I'd like to keep it that way.
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03-16-2024, 04:11 PM
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Does it work if you administer it anally?
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03-16-2024, 04:16 PM
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Doubt it. All these anti-aging scientists are full of chit. I used to buy into Aubrey De Grey’s snake oil until I found out he eats donuts and doesn’t even work out. They’re the hippies of the scientific community. All empty talk, no action.
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03-16-2024, 04:19 PM
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So are you saying ok’ Sillie might be around a while eh boys.

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03-16-2024, 04:20 PM
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Learn how to age gracefully and die when it's your time you God hating Frankenstein's monster.
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03-16-2024, 04:58 PM
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So you take a pill to give yourself cancer. How is making regular cells act like cancer cells make you live longer.
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03-16-2024, 05:09 PM
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That episode of Love Death and Robots when having children is illegal
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03-16-2024, 05:10 PM
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Only the elite jews will have access.
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03-16-2024, 08:19 PM
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Access is one of the things that confuses me.

Gene therapy currently runs 2 million dollars a treatment. But if this is as simple as a pill, that could bring the cost down some, but will it? Something like this that has the potential to cure diseases and disorders frees up billions of dollars for the government which will no longer have to spend on support for those conditions (such as diabetes). Where individuals stop caring about hierarchy and want order, something like this holds the key to establishing that order, and removing all these radical elements plaguing humanity for ages.

I don't think this is new technology either. It wouldn't surprise me if they've been doing this since the 70's. Throughout media, there are various signs and suggestions that such technology was known of. That would mean we have people currently alive that are pushing some 130+ years old. If they were 80 years old in 1970, they've lived an additional 54 years since then.

I would question if this is being put out into the mainstream to calm people's nerves and hope to eliminate radical behaviors from individuals who might go freaking out over their aging.

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03-16-2024, 08:21 PM
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lol @ coming soon

The Jews already had it figured out for thousands of years. Sacrificing the blood of children to Moloch keeps you young, why do you think they do it?
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03-16-2024, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
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Eat my ass
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03-16-2024, 08:30 PM
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i saw David Sinclair irl, he looks old af
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