- You chill outside your entire shift, no one bothers you
- Simple, no stress work
- You can work while high
- Decent pay for easy work

I always wanted that job, No customers to deal with for the most part. fresh air.

Didn't mind thst job when I was sixteen, hated bagging groceries. Also, you were less likely to deal with a "secret shopper."

My buddy used to be a tire guy, he got a job at the Costco tire center like a year ago. He made like 28 or 30 dollars an hour or something there. His favorite part of the job was when there was nothing to do they'd send tire guys to get the carts from the parking lot. He'd get high on his weed vape and collect carts for something like 30 an hour.

Depends on the company. I hear costco pays their cart pushers $30/hr with benefits

If you're talking jobs with no labor, security guard beats it

Doordash/ instacart

youre only interacting with humans for like 10 secs then you are chilling in your car, playing music and sht

I always figured jobs like uber/instacart were the modern version of a sweatshop.

You're competing against every person with a drivers license in a race to the bottom.

After gas and depreciation on your vehicle you're making next to nothing.

Never done it though so maybe they make good money (but I doubt it).

Just LMAO if you're not NEETMAXING in 2024

I used to do that at Costco and got paid around 29/hr with amazing benefits and vacation. But I worked there a long time and demoted myself from manager for the last few years I worked there so I could coast while I finished school and got out of there.

It just depended on the general manager. For a long time I had one who was cool and let me rock headphones. By the time I quit the new general manager was a real dickwad and cracked down on all the benefits of being a cart guy, extra breaks, headphones, etc.

It was chill af but don't be fooled, it was hard work. Summers were absolutely brutal as fuk. Carts are heavy, an 8 hour shift was like 30k steps while pushing heavy carts all day. I'd go thru shoes every 6 weeks because I'd just walk holes in them and in the summer they'd nearly melt

When I was working at the Commissary Navy base grocery store, they had the cart pusher also use the leaf blower to clean up the parking lot and everyone would want to do it but they called it the blow job

Old misc - how to get yoked and **** bitches.

New misc - your favorite hentai and why you is being a cart pusher the best career choice.

Damn.

Lol my grandad was a cart pusher and he made friends with some guy when I was a kid, I used to talk to him and something seemed off about him but I never really knew what. When I was in my teens I moved back to the area and met him still doing it and asked him why he always seemed off. Turns out he'd either be stoned, on shrooms or a small dose of lsd. He'd just put headphones in under his beanie and float through the day. I was fully myrin hard.

Lmao.