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03-21-2024, 02:10 PM
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Sloot explains how to keep your body count low

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...3d5473be9a745f

Now, you may be shocked to hear this … but I have a surprisingly low body count. Yes, despite all my dating adventures, I’ve managed to keep the amount of men I’ve slept with quite low.
I know. Wild.

Now, I’m sure a lot of you are calling BS on this but I’ve had a secret trick up my sleeve this whole time. And it’s meant that despite all these years with an ever-excitable sex drive, I’ve managed to stay at full throttle without worrying about the notches on my bed.


How? I revisit old flames. Yes, those men I’ve slept with in the past who were the perfect combination of kind and mighty fine in bed.

I keep it to a tight list of men who weren’t quite boyfriend material but brought the orgasms.

Now if you find your body count list getting a little long, may I suggest you do the same.

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03-21-2024, 02:11 PM
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03-21-2024, 02:15 PM
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Based on her skin, I'd guess late 30's into early 40s

Her glow is gone regardless
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03-21-2024, 02:16 PM
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inb4 hundreds of BJs as it doesn't add to body count
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03-21-2024, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By pWally
Based on her skin, I'd guess late 30's into early 40s

Her glow is gone regardless
Try this thread

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03-21-2024, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By pWally
Based on her skin, I'd guess late 30's into early 40s

Her glow is gone regardless


First thing I noticed was her tubetits
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03-21-2024, 02:34 PM
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low body count these days is 50

shes still a ho
heart also wants what the dick wants
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03-21-2024, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing
low body count these days is 50

shes still a ho
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Correction it is actually 100.

If she isn't digging up corpses and having sex with anybody she sees, she is doing something wrong.
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03-21-2024, 02:35 PM
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Girls have been doing this for decades its not new
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03-21-2024, 02:35 PM
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how she keeps her body count low?

she just rides the same few dozen men over and over…

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03-21-2024, 02:37 PM
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Since when was it breaking news whenever some white bimbo thought of something? Jesus fuking Christ
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03-21-2024, 02:41 PM
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inb4 hundreds of BJs as it doesn't add to body count
37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
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03-21-2024, 02:47 PM
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Based on her skin, I'd guess late 30's into early 40s

Her glow is gone regardless
I was thinking 37ish. Late 30's is prime cope age for single women.
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03-21-2024, 02:50 PM
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articles like this were unthinkable 10-15 years ago, wtf is going on with society?
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03-21-2024, 02:51 PM
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articles like this were unthinkable 10-15 years ago, wtf is going on with society?
You ain't seen nothing yet, boyo. It's gonna get a lot worse

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03-21-2024, 02:59 PM
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37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
in a row?
heart also wants what the dick wants
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03-21-2024, 03:02 PM
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Even as recent as the late 90's if a woman talked about her sex life publicly, she was considered a complete whore.

I believe Sex and the City played a part in normalizing degeneracy.
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03-21-2024, 03:07 PM
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Fuark, I thought someone finally figured out keeping their legs closed was the way to achieve that.

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03-21-2024, 03:12 PM
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a low body count in a sloots brain is like 50
She was the best man
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03-21-2024, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing
in a row?

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03-21-2024, 03:21 PM
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If she's had even one dink that isn't yours; she shouldn't exist to you
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03-21-2024, 03:36 PM
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Honestly, it's better than sleeping with random dudes all the time, a lot less gross.
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03-21-2024, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted By pWally
Based on her skin, I'd guess late 30's into early 40s

Her glow is gone regardless
She's caked in makeup in that pic.
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03-21-2024, 03:38 PM
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Honestly, it's better than sleeping with random dudes all the time, a lot less gross.
Agree, you should keep going to back to the dudes you already slept with.

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03-21-2024, 03:54 PM
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Anything under triple digits is low now
They missed.

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03-21-2024, 04:01 PM
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You ain't seen nothing yet, boyo. It's gonna get a lot worse

Unfortunately you are correct. I think people have gotten somewhat…used to it. Women with daughters are setting a great example prancing around with their cleavage out and what not. Overall girls just grow up valuing their looks and sex way too much. You think it's bad now with how Gen X parented Zoomers, imagine when the kids of Millenials start hitting their teens/early 20s in a few years.
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