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post 1699546803 03-22-2024, 06:47 AM
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Number 1 Sign Your Wife Is Average Looking

If kids aren’t bullying your children for having a hot mom, she’s mid
post 1699547233 03-22-2024, 06:57 AM
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Ok chief.
post 1699547603 03-22-2024, 07:06 AM
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5* thread
<HTC>
Pick 6 Crew
RIP Rich Piana
Dallas Cowboys
post 1699547703 03-22-2024, 07:08 AM
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Better to get laid by an average woman than to fantasize about hot women while lubing up your fleshlight
post 1699548683 03-22-2024, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Narrator02
Better to get laid by an average woman than to fantasize about hot women while lubing up your fleshlight
true

But I ain’t wifing an average sloot

Average women are only deserving of average men and old boomers
post 1699548763 03-22-2024, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By bsmit107
Ok chief.
my condolences for having a mid wife
Originally Posted By ChknFrydMFer
5* thread
based
post 1699548823 03-22-2024, 07:39 AM
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OP still mad that every delivery boy, pool boy, handyman, and all the other husbands from the block lined up to rail his mom daily.
"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.

"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 1699549273 03-22-2024, 07:50 AM
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Well to be fair it depends on the factors contributing to average status by that I mean if she is being pulled down by HTC status might I suggest the number one sign could be the near constant presence of a plumbing company truck in the driveway due to the high frequency with which she is urgently waddling off to the restroom to violently fart out preposterously olid chocolate butt buzzards that are resulting in horrendous clogging that cannot be reliably rectified by you spending hours feverishly plungering the toilet with your LMFAO live in orlando 2009 tshirt pulled up over your nose
post 1699550493 03-22-2024, 08:28 AM
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Hmm solid advice man

Will divorce my future wife if my kids aren't bullied
post 1699550913 03-22-2024, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted By N0rds
OP still mad that every delivery boy, pool boy, handyman, and all the other husbands from the block lined up to rail his mom daily.
your dad was sucking everyone off
post 1699550943 03-22-2024, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants
Well to be fair it depends on the factors contributing to average status by that I mean if she is being pulled down by HTC status might I suggest the number one sign could be the near constant presence of a plumbing company truck in the driveway due to the high frequency with which she is urgently waddling off to the restroom to violently fart out preposterously olid chocolate butt buzzards that are resulting in horrendous clogging that cannot be reliably rectified by you spending hours feverishly plungering the toilet with your LMFAO live in orlando 2009 tshirt pulled up over your nose
This guy
Originally Posted By basedcap
Hmm solid advice man

Will divorce my future wife if my kids aren't bullied
Das it

If kids ain’t tryna sniff your wife’s panties, she ain’t the one
post 1699550953 03-22-2024, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By HeNeedsMilk
your dad was sucking everyone off
"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.

"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 1699551113 03-22-2024, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By HeNeedsMilk
your dad was sucking everyone off
now we get to the route of your problem.

everyone but your dad.
because he was mid.
post 1699551153 03-22-2024, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted By HeNeedsMilk
If kids aren’t bullying your children for having a hot mom, she’s mid
Sounds legit since op has never even kissed a girl let alone had a gf. Solid advice creep carry on.
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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget
now we get to the route of your problem.

everyone but your dad.
because he was mid.
dad has never been mid, he’s giga chad. Everyone in my family is sexy, we’re all blessed
Originally Posted By Tshadows
Sounds legit since op has never even kissed a girl let alone had a gf. Solid advice creep carry on.
you got a fukin hideous girl, i can smell it
post 1699552393 03-22-2024, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By HeNeedsMilk
dad has never been mid, he’s giga chad. Everyone in my family is sexy, we’re all blessed


you got a fukin hideous girl, i can smell it
looks like i touched a nerve.
probably started balding after you were born.
post 1699552823 03-22-2024, 09:29 AM
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Best advice I can give you OP.

MFC
post 1699554093 03-22-2024, 09:48 AM
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I don't think OP understands that everyone has a different definition of what they consider "hot".

Which makes it a humorous thread.
post 1699554983 03-22-2024, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28
I don't think OP understands that everyone has a different definition of what they consider "hot".

Which makes it a humorous thread.
cope
post 1699555093 03-22-2024, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By HeNeedsMilk
cope
No coping here man

Just stating a fact.
post 1699555453 03-22-2024, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By HeNeedsMilk
dad has never been mid, he’s giga chad. Everyone in my family is sexy, we’re all blessed


you got a fukin hideous girl, i can smell it
Op is still a kissless virgin beating off into his daddys sock and wants to try to rate other guys women. The autism is strong here.
post 1699556313 03-22-2024, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By HeNeedsMilk
Average women are only deservingof average men
Don't worry with some effort one day you'll get there
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28
No coping here man

Just stating a fact.
yes it is cope

Attraction isn’t just random, there is a reason why most people will find a particular person attractive (good skin texture, symmetry etc), these are universal. So stop coping
post 1699557453 03-22-2024, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By HeNeedsMilk
yes it is cope

Attraction isn’t just random, there is a reason why most people will find a particular person attractive (good skin texture, symmetry etc), these are universal. So stop coping
Let me try a different way:

You may think you're attractive, but i think you're ugly.

You may think Silencespeaks is attractive, but im not into chalky-skinned burlap sacks.
post 1699564643 03-22-2024, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28
Let me try a different way:

You may think you're attractive, but i think you're ugly.

You may think Silencespeaks is attractive, but im not into chalky-skinned burlap sacks.
cope

You know you think that I’m cute
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